Shallow Cleaning

You get cleaned by Italians with cloths and rags. Normally around the stomach.

Jimmy is going shallow cleaning today.

by ravenghost August 11, 2019

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Colon Cleansing Catastrophe

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I shouldn't have eaten all that breakfast at the buffet table if I don't get to a bathroom fast I'm going to have a Colon Cleansing Catastrophe in my pants

by Shiftylou August 21, 2019

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dry cleaning

A paycheck you get in an envelope when it’s payday.

Squidward: ah the sweet smell of payday
*opens envelope*
Squidward: huh?
Mr. Krabs: oh sorry, that’s my dry cleaning

by Fireguy47 October 19, 2019

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Spring-Cleaning Riddle

A long-con prank pulled on league of legends players. The riddle has no rules, and no meaning.

Erik could not figure out how to solve the spring-cleaning riddle.

by ToeJay November 9, 2020

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