Chunky mama

When your gurl is looking hot at the airport
Man, chunky mama, you really did it today
by Bigp November 19, 2023
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chunky seawater

I spilled my chunky seawater in my girl earlier and now she's pregnant.
by pseudonym not chosen February 29, 2016
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Chunky Chode Syndrome

When someone is just all round fucking retarded. Just. SO fucking retarded.
They are really large in the belly area so can't do much in terms of moving.
They tend to slur speech or speak in a way not fathomable to the human mind.
They are constantly angry, tending to annoy people incredibly easily, either due to their lack of chromosomes or just because they are just so fucking retarded.
They never make sense in actions or decisions always choosing the dumbest action possible and blaming it on others.
For example shooting from 50 yards out on pro clubs and blaming the LB for not making a run.
This syndrome is generally causes by a combination of generations of ceaseless inbreeding and relentlessly being dropped on the head as a child.

They have many illnesses and diseases for including but not limited to poo aids, general beardedness, an attraction to whales and a insistence to not be able to pronounce the letter T.
James - "WanNa gO On GEA" (Meaning GTA)
Ed - "Fuck off you disabled prick"
James - *has sex with a whale*
Ed - "Yep he has Chunky Chode Syndrome"
by Hobly May 09, 2021
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chunky iced coffee

When you use old expired milk to put into your iced coffee and make it chunky.
Kid: yo, can we make chunky iced coffee?!
mom: yes of course we can
by Sidewhore January 31, 2018
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chunky don

A very chunky shit (usually taken after consuming mexican food) resembling the physique of Rosie O'Donnell.
"I don't feel so good...I feel a chunky don coming on"
by aps12345 September 28, 2017
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Chunky bum sex

Pouring out of date milk into your girlfriend/boyfriends asshole before having violent anal sex
by Chunky anal July 01, 2022
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chunky mullet

A person, be they mail or femail, that has an over abundance of body hair around their anal region. This often results in poor hygiene and the accumulation of entangled toilet paper snaired within said body hair.
How did the date with Jim go last night Jannett?

OMG Susan we were getting hot and heavy back at his place and he asked me to toss his salad . I had no idea he'd been walking around with a chunky mullet in his pants. I'm still picking the TP out of my teath!!
by Stubacca73 September 23, 2017
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