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Chode Snake

"have you met that Dale guy that used to have that fake newspaper?"

"I have, and he's a real fuckin' chode snake."
by the Chame-Loc'ster July 28, 2023
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Baby chode

Most people would think this refers to a tiny chode but no it is in fact a sideways baby
I'm going to put my little brother Aidan sideways in your asshole so you're taking a baby chode you fuck
by sheepmeister April 24, 2015
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Reverse Chode

This guy I was with last night had such a bad reverse chode we had to use a spring roll as a condom.
by mrcannoli1997 June 3, 2015
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Fire chode

Any individual that works in the fire service who is usually one or more of the following:
1. Young and fresh out of fire academy
2. Hides his/her inexperience behind their massively large ego
3. Brags about a couple fires they went on with their PCF company.

4. Always has something to say such as "that's not how we did it at my PCF station."
5. Refuses to admit wrongdoing
6. Has firefighter license plates and/or stickers on their large lifted bro truck wth a light bar and HID headlights.

7. Tucks ears into duty hat
8. Usually more concerned with wearing one way reflective sunglasses and conversing with other fellow fire chodes than the training or incident at hand.

9. Cannot survive without a cell phone
10. Extremely active on social media and usually posts pictures taken in the fire engine or vape pictures.

11. Uses stupid slang words that no one in the fire service understands.

12. Usually lives at home and after getting a paid job with a department, buys a brand new diesel truck that usually costs more than most people's house payments.
FF1; "Is that guy checking the weather on his phone while we're going code 3 to this vegetation fire?"
FF2: "no he's just updating his status and Facebook picture. He's a fire chode"

FF1: "what are all those guys doing with their cell phones out? We're supposed to be training!"
FF2: "that's the new batch of fire chodes we just hired. I think they're comparing vape pictures."
by Longdongtom69 July 31, 2016
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wet chode

The accumulation of taint and ball sweat that transfers onto the tip of a phat wet chode.
Derek look at that Roberts wet chode! You can see the sweat through his pants, thats how you know he has a jumbo bulge.
by Md322nd May 8, 2017
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Honorary Chode

A very wide penis which is not by definition a chode due to it technically being longer than it is wide, but is still wide enough to the point where it's undesirable or appears stocky.
Girl: Look at how big my man's dick is!
Boy: (at first glance) wtf, that's a chode
Girl: That is not a chode. Shut up.
Boy: It's close enough. ... It's an honorary chode.
by eternalquake127 October 10, 2017
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Long chode

A dick that is very wide and long
by Lilchode June 8, 2018
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