cum chair

Cum chair is a term used to describe a chair with cum on it

Guy: "Bro is this a cum chair?"
Guy2: "Yeah."
Guy: "Why does it have cum on it?"
Guy2: "Probably because I fucked your girl!"

by Joftime March 6, 2019

chair lock

To be not be able to move while being high

Yo I can't move, I'm chair locked

by SEXYNIPl35 May 14, 2015

Chair Dick

The top of a chair usually used to insert anally

“That chair dick looks so fun to ride…”

by Paul Zuez August 24, 2021

chair caterpillar

a caterpillar that eats chair and is extremely extinct

I wish i had seen a chair caterpillar

by computer 911811711611511411131 September 23, 2018

Jonathan chair

A term used to describe a piece of furniture decrepit and disgusting in nature, slathered with human secretion like ear wax, boogers, and saliva to the point that it must be destroyed.

Can you believe that use to be a nice piece of furniture and now it's turned into a Jonathan chair?

by Mary Posa July 8, 2021

Chair moment

A moment where someone who suffers from sleep and water deprivation has a hysterical fit and says the most outlandish stuff that no human being should possibly care about.

Someone: there's two trees above me wait, no, one wait is there even a tree above me, there's a cloud? but that's nearby.

Me: ah yes, a chair moment

by RyanBadL September 26, 2019

The chair bear

The act of pissing and shitting on a chair simultaneously while watching porn

The chair bear was a great experience last night

by Lord ass boy12345 February 5, 2019