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Fake cereal

It’s a nice morning at your friends house, after you wake up from an insane sleepover your friend offers you a nice big bowl of cereal, you wonder why everybody stares at you smiling as you eat it, wait why does it taste weird?.. It turns out the milk is all of your friends combined semen Hahaha
Bro let’s give john some fake cereal >:)

dude your so evil

shut the fuck up
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cereal procreator

When a man or women have more then two or more mothers or baby daddys.
1000 kids and counting "Netflix"doc about the cereal procreator
by Crystalclear321 August 14, 2024
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cereal

sarah: i live in cereal. i also eat myself every day
by ñañaña November 18, 2019
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The Five Cereals

When you give someone a titty twister and have them name 5 name-brand cereals before you let go. Every time they name an off-brand cereal, you twist 45 degrees and they have to start over.
Friend 1: I gave Eric the five cereals today for acting like an idiot.

Friend 2: ouch. He probably deserved it though.
by NutBuster6669 December 2, 2020
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Cereal entrepreneur

A person who is obsessed with a wide range breakfast cereals and is able to acquire all of the nutrition he/she needs from them.
Mikey was a legendary cereal entrepreneur. He ate a whole panoply of products including Life, Grape Nuts and Meuseli.
by Tomthall December 4, 2022
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Homie cereal

When your homie ships in your cereal and you eat it
Guy 1: I shit in your cereal and made a homie cereal

Guy 2: thanks
by Pockcot January 7, 2022
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Vrowl of Cereal

A "vrowl" of cereal is a term popularized in the early 21st century by millennial teenagers, which is described as a bowl of cereal that one enjoys to such an extent that they are willing to make another bowl of cereal. In older definitions, the prerequisites for a bowl of cereal being classified as a "vrowl" may have differed from the present ones, in that it may have been required that the person actually perform the action of making the second bowl of cereal before the first could be classified as a "vrowl". There is much controversy over how the term should be used because of this, and due to the overwhelming confusion, weak-minded individuals may opt to simply insult the idea of a "vrowl" of cereal instead of attempting to properly understand it.
Person 1: Hey, what are you eating?

Person 2: A vrowl of cereal. Shit's good.
by Mine craftmaster11 September 22, 2022
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