great wall of custard

The one, the only Tommie McKernan

Jesus boi, Tommie sure is the Great Wall Of Custard

by Big pine lover November 23, 2021

Jam and custard

The act of jacking yourself off constantly and letting your semen coat your nob and allow the smegma to rest for a few minutes which then you insert into you partner which should coat your penis in period blood and smegma creating jam and custard which you then feed your partner the concoction.

I felt nice so I gave my partner the jam and custard.

by ItsyAboYAdaM December 9, 2021

piss stained fuck custard

spunk contaminated with stale piss

she is a piss stained fuck custard

by bucket crutch 2 March 3, 2022

(wank spanners basatoradorial fuck custard)

an ultimate cunt who should be liquidised into thalidomide wank oil and festering decomposed spunk

((wank spanners basatoradorial fuck custard) a third dan black belt shit house and fuck custard who should be stir fried in hot synthetic Kentucky fried dog shit after being arse fucked by a bisexual octopus, while his balls are steamed cleaned in hot camels piss. a), a mark five cunt with power steering and overdrive.

by bucket crutch 2 April 20, 2022

Mustard No Custard

Mustard No Custard is a term to describe something like a place or thing or event that is bad, not fun, frustrating or didn't go as planned it's a unique and kinda cringy way to express negative feelings

(the ironic part is i fucking love mustard)

Opposite of Custard No Mustard

"Yo, this party is mustard no custard man, the music is fire and everyone is here! LETS FUCKIN GO!"

by Moondust Aeon April 2, 2026

good arm, custard

What you say shout when someone fails to catch an item you throw to them, like keys, balls, a small bag etc.

The arm equivalent of 'Spaghetti Legs'; someone with ‘Custard Arms'.

Person 1: ‘Go Long!’ *throws item*
Person 2: *catches, and tries to hold onto it before dropping it.*
Person 1: ‘Good arm, Custard!’

by Lanky J March 15, 2024