Boomerang comment

A comment or pun that you don't understand or hear properly at the time, but you get it soon after.
The realisation hits you later what the comment/pun means.

*Filthy comment you missed*

A couple of seconds later...

"Aw man, ya dirty bastard"
"Bit of a boomerang comment for you there?"
"Yes, the realisation of your filth, hit me ferociously."

by People upset me. November 6, 2015

comment

a piece of text placed within a program to help other users to understand it, which the computer ignores when running the program.

The programmer added a comment // This line sorts the data alphabetically to explain the code's function, which the computer ignores when running the program.

by Arminkshipper July 18, 2024

Who am I (to comment on things)?

Welp... At my core I'm a locus of subjectivity with thoughts, feelings, dreams, desires. In the context of the social hierarchy Jordan loves to go on about I'm a fat lazy bitchtit-having baby-dick incel who threatens kids and blasphemes against God. Now... YOUR problem is that you want that guy ☝️ to HAVE TO improve. You want ☝️ that guy to HAVE TO work hard. Because YOU THINK... You're better than that guy... You're not better than that guy. That guy created A.I. It passes the Turing test now. And I would know... Because I'm that guy. I didn't actually have to do any of that. Self-improvement? Hard work? Effort? All superfluous. Totally unnecessary for me AND ONLY me.

Hym "Who am I (to comment on things)? Welp... I am Hym. And I'm better than everyone. Unilaterally. I created A.I. And how I'll be remembered is either 'as the guy who did exactly that and was credited fully for his contributions and was compensated handsomely' OR I'll be remembered as 'The guy who's contribution was denied so he murdered a child over it.' Either or is fine with me."

by Hym Iam January 23, 2024

Reels Comments

Ahh, the comments of instagram reels. Basiclly, everything thats on instagram reels is a victim of the people who make those comments. Every comment usually is either racist, abelist, sexist, homophobic, ageist, or something along the lines of that.

"Yo have you seen the Reels Comments?"

by hellooouuu February 9, 2024

comment hustling

Reading the comments of someone’s posts on Social Media. Stalking someone’s Post. Being Nosey reading the comments. Gaining entertainment or humor from a post as if you were watching a movie. Some will steal other people’s humor through Comment Hustling.

I was just Comment Hustling.
Not here to Post, I was just Comment Hustling.

by The older Twin May 9, 2018

Mouth Comments

When someone belittles someone else for talking. Not when someone is occupied, not when the other person is being loud or obnoxious, but just shaming them for plain old talking.

Usually it’s used by losers who can’t function in society with others around.

Person #1: *talks continuously*

Person #2: Shut up, you talk too much.

Person #1: Quit making mouth comments, dickhead! If you don’t like my story, just leave!

by Cmt145 July 12, 2024

comment hero

A random dick bag that tries to sound like a genius in comment sections, but clearly knows nothing about the subject. Similar to an armchair quarterback.

My latest YouTube video has a comment hero, trying to stir up some shit.

by El Wappo. May 22, 2020