Cat

Independent little killing machines that choose to share their life with us.

If the cat is nervous, squish that cat!
If the cat does not want to stay still, squish that cat!
If the cat is hungry, squish that cat!
If there is anything wrong with your cat, squish that cat!

by catboi420 December 4, 2018

cats

balls of fur with KNIVES ON THERE FEET AND HAVE NO MERCY
that have the cutest faces

oh look at that demon spawn!
oh you mean that cat?
yeah! i love cats

by drizzle wolf November 1, 2020

cat

The weed smoker that you rip off every time and he comes back for more next day. The word is used in London.

I have a few cats to feed.

by Amnesia_HAZE April 8, 2015

Cat

A cat

That darn cat!

by KiddoPKat June 25, 2020

cat

meow

bob: hey what is a cat

me: meow

by a fake cat November 15, 2016

Cat

The most majestic thing possible

That girl is such a cat

by mintycat December 6, 2016

Cat

A meal commonly eaten for meals by asin people heavily popular in Asian countries as opposed to not other major countries

My Asian friend found a cat and ate it for dinner

by Dinnercat July 21, 2018