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butthole hour

An early hour of the morning in which you’re crawling to water after getting shblamed the night before.
I had butthole hours at 8am this morning 🙄
by buttholehours July 10, 2022
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Butthole Elves

Butthole elves are the magical crew that keep water tight integrity when you are not sure how you didn’t shit your pants.
I sneezed and thanks to the butthole elves I did not shit the bed.
by BigGuysWife November 13, 2018
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Butthole Plumber

One who plumbs the depths of another Man's butthole with his penis, or "plunger."
by Head Plumber May 23, 2013
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shoved butthole

The act of spreading ones butt cheeks and a third party applying pressure with hands inside ones rectum. Causing the rectum to prolapse.
Quit eating pretzels or I am going to give you a shoved butthole.
by zoiquilla December 23, 2015
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Sneaky Butthole

Someone whose questionable actions cause you to learn an important lesson and then they pretend it was their plan to enlighten you all along.
(South Park) While Stan's ploy to distract others from his own dishonesty inadvertently led to people taking up a positive cause, his "that was really my plan all along" attitude cemented his reputation as a Sneaky Butthole.

(Arrested Development) George Senior's use of Sneaky Butthole tactics to teach his children life lessons may have traumatized them, but they sure didn't forget to leave a note on the fridge again. Ever.
by JohnnyApocalypse August 27, 2013
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Butthole Drizzy

rough ass anal (no homo)
can be used as a insult
"finna make him do the Butthole Drizzy you er"
by Kuumai June 27, 2022
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butthole brothers

Company started by cooks to take a picture of ones butthole and sell it to monthly subscribers.
Man did you see how much money the butthole brothers made?
by Brittles02 February 10, 2020
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