Brandon

Brandon is a a very generous person always outgoing very positive knows how to rock anyone's mood and cheer them up / even if he's upset himself. :)) brandon is a great lover awesome at everything he does and very interesting not only that he's intelligent you can honestly learn a thing or two❤️
See that kid over there he's such a smart guy that reminds me of brandon
by Princess lover:) April 04, 2016
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someone who looks like they are a caveman. This can mean they have a big chin or that they have no lips in this case! He may also be batman (man of bat)
"You are a Brandon"
by Raaahhhhh January 27, 2013
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a fucking twat. he'll waste your time because why the hell not and then make all issues out to be your fault. he is the true definition of an asshole.
"oh, ignore Brandon he's a fucking asswipe."
by anon774 December 27, 2017
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he is a dumb mexican with nice eyebrows.
brandon ur completely stupid.
by Roshoee February 12, 2018
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By far one of the awesomest guys you'll ever meet. Speaks Swedish, Retardish, and English. Supringsly cute for a Chinese guy .D!!! Really fun to hang around, and extremely hilarious though sometimes his epic donkey/hyeena laugh is way funnier then his jokes. Able to make you smile, even at times when it seems like that's the last thing you'd ever be able to do. Likes to have dance parties in closets with unicorns and somehow the unicorns and him are able to dance to songs by Skillet and says "KIN'S SO SMALL!!!" every five seconds.
Definately a person worth spending your time with.
Brandon: Oh hey can I borrow some notes for tommorow's test?
Drake: Yeah sure definatel-
Brandon: KIN'S SO SMALL!!!
by TheUnicornStealer December 13, 2011
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No one likes Brandon
by AlienKiller June 02, 2014
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A prick. A worthless asshole who does nothing but play video games. They start out super cool but don’t get fooled. They’re just good at manipulating you into thinking they’re good guys right before they turn into a complete douche.
Don’t associate with a Brandon unless you want your life ruined.
by Qwertyuiop1234567890$@ April 17, 2018
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