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boyfriend material

A male person who has reduced his naturally-given asshole traits to the point where is worthy of being a friend.
Girl 1: OMG I was soo drunk last friday I passed out half naked on Jason's bed and he didn't date rape me! ...I guess
Girl 2: Awww, chivalry still exists, you should date him he is definitively boyfriend material!
by beysusoverjesus May 25, 2014
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boyfriend answer

A boyfriend answer usually consists of bullshit, bullshit and more bullshit. The "boyfriend" will try to get in the girls pants and when he does this successfully, will dump her without getting married or making a real committment causing her to feel like waste. he'll also abuse her physically and psychologically similar to a slave and leave her on the side of the road to be hit by passing COWS. After he is through he'll continue in his search for more unsuspecting victims....
boyfriend; do you love me?

girlfriend; of course I feel like I've known you forever......

boyfriend; do want to spend forever with me?

girlfriend; of course my love

the following day; boyfriend answer; fuck it chuck it
by YouSuckkatLife December 18, 2009
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boyfriend muscle

The bicep muscles of your boyfriend that you never noticed or appreciated much until you felt them. The phenomenon is enhanced with cool tattoo sleeves, cologne, and if he is prone to wrapping his arms around you. Pretty sure this term is only used in your own thoughts and there is rarely a time when appropriate to actually say.

Boyfriend muscle is likely to appear in particularly emotional men who are typically romantic, youthful, and completely unaware of their own best qualities. It is easy to become physically infatuated with this type of person, because if he touches you with his boyfriend muscles the pheromones are going to affect you.
"I hope he wears a tight t-shirt today so that I can see his boyfriend muscle."

"If there is a sensation I like to think of most, it is his familiar arms and boyfriend muscle."

"Some guys at the gym are so ripped, but have no boyfriend muscle."

"Although Fugazi front-man Ian MacKaye looks sometimes anorexically thin on the old videos of their shows in the late 80's, he still has prominent boyfriend muscle... and although Henry Rollins is so built, after watching his stand-up where he speaks about women, it's clear there's a soft side, and we all know he has boyfriend muscle- its not just for punching rowdy fans during out-of-hand hardcore shows."
by careuhhline January 22, 2014
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boyfriend residue

A cumshot that drys and stays. If gay or not boyfriend residue is for all.
Hey Sally! You have boyfriend residue of your nose
by Dicks out for my dude Harambe December 16, 2016
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Boyfriend Shirt Syndrome

This may also refer to girls: Boyfriend Shirt Syndrome (BBS) occurs when you see your girlfriend/boyfriend/significant other wearing one of your shirts or hoodies and you either a) just find it completely adorable or b) find it sexually appealing, which it is more often found in the latter and referred to as "Boyfriend Shirt Syndrome". Though it is typically known with mainly shirts and hoodies, it can refer to any artifact of clothing.
Sandy: What is BBS?

Miranda: BBS? Oh "Boyfriend Shirt Syndrome" could be defined as when you see your girlfriend/boyfriend/significant other wearing one of your shirts or hoodies and you either a) just find it completely adorable or b) find it sexually appealing, which it is more often found in the latter and referred to as "Boyfriend Shirt Syndrome". Though it is typically known with mainly shirts and hoodies, it can refer to any artifact of clothing.

Sandy: OHHH
by Raven Nevermore January 25, 2017
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Boyfriend girlfriend

Most overrated annoying thing ever created. It should be bannished. Its the main reason for crimes
Boyfriend girlfriend😡👿😈
by Americans are evils November 20, 2017
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Boyfriend Dick

The type of dick that can start out as a sneaky link but obviously ends up more. The woman just can get enough.
If you plan on being single, stay away from men with Boyfriend Dick!
by Reid9893 September 1, 2021
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