boss poop

The last or largest poop to come out before wiping.

(Coined by my 4 year old son in a restaurant restroom)
Mommy: Brady, are you done?
Brady: No, I'm waiting for the Boss Poop.
Mommy: What's a Boss Poop.
Brady: ...the last poop to come out...

by Crapper™ July 22, 2016

Jack Boss

A Jack Boss is a really weird kind of person. Very emotional and probably gay. He’s really nice to everybody but he tends to put others before himself. Very much a weirdo though! Kinda gay.

Jack is such a Jack Boss! He’s so gay and nice!

by ToriScottSmelly October 14, 2022

The Boss We

Much like The Spousal We.... meaning "You". Your Boss would use this when he/she has an undesirable task to assign, but doesn't want to appear unpopular by telling you to do it.

The Boss We: "Hmm, the system is down but these budget reports must get out by tomorrow. What we need to do is work all night and crunch numbers by hand. Too bad I can't stay and help, see you in the morning."

by Avenger94 February 23, 2009

boss car

When a car is very clean in appearance, a monster with power, or both. You normally see these cars in the summer months or in warmer climate states. These vehicles make your jaw drop

Person 1: did you see that sick mustang?
Person 2: yeah, but that camaro was a fuckin boss car!

by Midnight Toker149 February 6, 2008

boss's day

A dumb, completely pointless holiday invented by greeting card companies to sell more cards. A concept that hasn't and (hopefully) never will catch on. On this day you're supposed to thank your boss for "being kind and fair" and buy him some stupid card, but really, its just a classic hallmark holiday. Ironically, most people seem to resent their bosses anyway so whats the point?

Joe: I got a card for my boss, because today is Boss's Day!
Mike: What the hell is "Boss's Day"?
Joe: Its a day where we show our appreciation of our boss!
Mike: You're an idiot who blindly follows dumb trends, you know that?

by NewClear October 11, 2012

Boss awesome

1. The most awesome ever.

It was boss awesome when I dunked on LeBron.

by Tailer Trash 142 April 4, 2010

Ay Boss

An alternative to saying hi or hello. Commonly used by 20 somethings and 55 year old dads with erectile dysfunction.

"Ay Boss! I have a seizure."

by Mr. Cancer May 28, 2016