the axe that follows

The inevitable negative outcome.

I’m more concerned with the axe that follows if I eat old pizza.

by Daredreams July 9, 2021

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Battle Axe

A strong, supportive person who is a key fixture of someones life. Mostly reffering to one's significant other

"Oh my wife shes a uh, real battle axe of a woman, a real back bone of life".

by Stain Moleman August 1, 2023

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A tough as GD nails kid who consistently overcomes every single obstacle in His way. Through the love and support of family and friends, you can try to slow him down, but good luck. Nasal cannulas, get F’d! O2 levels, bend over and He’ll show you what’s up! Rouge viruses, your mother’s a whore! Getting stronger every day, there is literally nothing that can slow Him down. Dominate enough that He should be feared by many, He is 1000% loved by all. He is truly an inspiration in every sense of the word.

Peach Daiquiri Dave: I heard The Battle Axe is teaching cowboys how to ride bulls.

Chef Kevin: No way, I heard he is teaching hockey players how to fight.

TT: Trust me when I tell you, you’re both wrong. He is teaching blacksmiths how to swing their f’n hammers.

by Falcon Thunder Fist December 16, 2023

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dat axe

A popular minecraft term used by those who kill another with an axe.

Oh I just killed that guy... Dat axe!

by MinecraftGod May 31, 2014

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shooter ax

A type of oil painting that depicts strange men in compromised poses.

Hey boiz, like my shooter ax ?

by barker-painter-kid January 20, 2020

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Dane Axe

One of the greatest Danish inventions, created around the 10th century and was commonly used by Viking elite and could break bone even through chainmail

Anglo Saxon: Watch out, a Dane is running right at you with a Dane axe and no consideration for ones life
Dane: Jeg vil rive ud i din tarm!

by DragonDan March 23, 2019

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