Also 'attention shit' for the world outside the UK and Ireland. An act of defecation by a pet dog or cat, designed to get the attention of the owner/master, who has done (or not done) something to annoy said pet.
Jesus! The cat's dropped an attention shite in the laundry hamper again! Did you forget to feed her!?
by Andy Sword January 25, 2011
A girl who will fuck loads of boys and do literally anything to get attention. especially in class when they shout really loads so everyone will look at them.
Jess: OMG I GOT THAT ANSWER SIR(really load and winey)
John: oh my she is so annoying and load.
James: I know, she just can't help being an attention slag.
John: oh my she is so annoying and load.
James: I know, she just can't help being an attention slag.
by Samliv September 3, 2015
by Beyounotme October 3, 2021
An internet attention seeker is somebody who will say something controversial just to get attention. They may attack the LGBTQ+ community or say something controversial such as "Pineapple on pizza is the best thing ever, anybody who disagrees sucks" and the tactics they use usually work. They are usually called a troll when somebody finds out the tactics, but the difference between a troll and an internet attention seeker is that the troll is not seeking any type of huge attention, and they will usually keep the trolls on the low.
by Czecho_Slovakia August 3, 2022
An attention EMP is a comment lobbed into a discussion that has the effect of distracting all participants of the discussion badly.
Man, Jeremy threw and attention EMP in on that meeting that was so bad we had to take a 10 minute biobreak.
by Phorkus October 19, 2016
Bijective theory of consciousness which states that a discrete surface area can be divided arbitrarily into an uncountable number of surface areas.
The attention theory of everything propounds that the Vikaasian set of uncountable primes is bijective to the Cantor set of uncountable functions.
Implies that a surface area is a number.
Furthermore implies that a surface area comprises a set of uncountable prime numbers, greater than the set of Godel primes.
Thus surface areas are not only prime; but prime-in-themselves.
Implies that a surface area is a number.
Furthermore implies that a surface area comprises a set of uncountable prime numbers, greater than the set of Godel primes.
Thus surface areas are not only prime; but prime-in-themselves.
by metawave August 22, 2020