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Simon Joke

A joke so sinister in its banality that it would cause any person nearby to suddenly revert to silence, and shudder.
Person: hey Simon, i heard you went out on the weekend.

Simon: yeah, with your mother! for a one night stand!

a long silence where everyone looks anywhere but at Simon.

Person: so you went alone to a movie

Simon: ............yes
by The A Man March 30, 2005
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Lopano Joke

The act of repeating something someone just said in the first person and adding "once" to the end of it.
PERSON A: Hey, I found a penny.
PERSON B (Lopano Joke): I found a penny once.

PERSON A: I think she killed the spider.
PERSON B (Lopano Joke): I killed a spider once.

PERSON A: Imagine if you just died, right now.
PERSON B (Lopano Joke): I died once.
by Silent Chicken May 3, 2009
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An inside joke

A joke that is only understood by a group of people and isn't allowed on urban Dictionary
-what is so funny about fenir
-you wouldn't get it its an inside joke
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Joking Ghost

The act of ejaculating on someone while they are sleeping without being caught.
Girlfriend: "I woke up covered in jizz, what the fuck!?"

Boyfriend: "Call some paranormal investigators, I'm pretty sure you room is haunted by a joking ghost"
by jewCjuice October 13, 2010
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joke whore

a woman who bangs guys for their sense of humor
Janet is such a joke whore. She'll go for anyone who can make her laugh.
by Pinokio July 13, 2015
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Man Joke

A joke that is strictly for the eyes and/or ears of the male gender. Usually referring about something extremely sexual, or outlandishly disgusting.
A prime man Joke would take place in a locker room, or a man cave and might sound like, "Girls in pornos... Are just better."
by Larrold Shlokov Johanssen February 18, 2010
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reality joke

A joke that causes immediate, negative real-world consequences for the jokee and, in some instances, the joker.
Phil: "Tim, seriously, stop paddling backwards right now. We're about to get sucked into that forty foot waterfall. Please paddle forwards immediately. We seriously need to get away from this forty foot waterfall."
*Tim continues backpaddling*
Phil: "Tim, seriously, what the $(&#$ are you doing??!!"
Tim: *continues paddling* "REALITY JOKE!!!!!!!"
by Garfoose June 20, 2015
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