Get the Messenger Add Oak: "Imposible...Cojelo Denuevo." mug.
What I call homo-sapiens who know the spartan prayer: "Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses for the angel number "three hundred and forty-three".
Person 1: Do you know the spartan prayer and are addicted to abscesses for the angel number "three hundred and forty-three"?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Angel Jose Robles (Messenger Add Oak)
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Angel Jose Robles (Messenger Add Oak)
by Abreathofaversaillian January 24, 2025
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I am the big bear who killed Michael Hitchcock, call me "Messenger Add Oak".
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I am the big bear who killed Michael Hitchcock, call me "Messenger Add Oak".
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 23, 2025
The “Oak Hill Strangler” is proper nickname for the “Y” intersection that splits Hwy 290 West and HWY 71 in the southwest Austin metro area. Newer Austinites may refer this fork in the road as “The Y” or just “Oak Hill” but its appropriate name is said Strangler.
by Hottie Scottie May 06, 2018
A way of pleasuring yourself for guys . Before finishing shove a stick into the hole where u pee , and spin it , it gains pressure because the jizz is tryna come out and shoots out like a rocket ship .
by OAELER April 28, 2024
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by InterpersonalCommunication February 17, 2025
Gavin Oakes is Mt Morgan's "most dedicated and prestige worker" (not).
He loves to pick on any guy who talks to any girl he likes even though the girl is 14 and he is over 40. He makes everything about him and how hard he works, yet makes dumb excuses to get out of work or to make you do his work. If anyone else is receiving help, he has a sook over it and complains about how that person receives all the help. He is very loyal to the Store Manager, the butchers and his father (fruit and veg Manager) defending them against anything and doing whatever they ask.
However when they go away he begins to talk them down. He hates working Tuesdays, as he gets stuck doing his job and crushing boxes.
He also hates Friday afternoon cause the Supervisor is apparently always chatting up girls and always talking to them in the office and hanging out with them afterwork. He also hates doing fruit and vegetables on his own and often complains about how he has to do it all.
He loves a cold bottle of Coke, or Oak ice coffee along with a bag of chips or something hot from the baymaree. He also love look at big breasts from some of the females even though most of them are under-age.
He is always avoiding certain single mothers in the town who have used him for his money. He like to talk about all the people he hates when they walk past and judge everyone, based on how they look or where they put their trolleys and park their car.
He loves to pick on any guy who talks to any girl he likes even though the girl is 14 and he is over 40. He makes everything about him and how hard he works, yet makes dumb excuses to get out of work or to make you do his work. If anyone else is receiving help, he has a sook over it and complains about how that person receives all the help. He is very loyal to the Store Manager, the butchers and his father (fruit and veg Manager) defending them against anything and doing whatever they ask.
However when they go away he begins to talk them down. He hates working Tuesdays, as he gets stuck doing his job and crushing boxes.
He also hates Friday afternoon cause the Supervisor is apparently always chatting up girls and always talking to them in the office and hanging out with them afterwork. He also hates doing fruit and vegetables on his own and often complains about how he has to do it all.
He loves a cold bottle of Coke, or Oak ice coffee along with a bag of chips or something hot from the baymaree. He also love look at big breasts from some of the females even though most of them are under-age.
He is always avoiding certain single mothers in the town who have used him for his money. He like to talk about all the people he hates when they walk past and judge everyone, based on how they look or where they put their trolleys and park their car.
by Sodyaj13 January 12, 2022