You call somone on the phone and there line is engaged you'd say.
"Jesus fuck, Titty Rubbing Gash Poker"
or
Friend 1: "You manage to get through to them?"
Friend 2: "Nah man, Titty Rubbing Gash Poker"
"Jesus fuck, Titty Rubbing Gash Poker"
or
Friend 1: "You manage to get through to them?"
Friend 2: "Nah man, Titty Rubbing Gash Poker"
by jiz master zer0 February 27, 2008
Get the Titty Rubbing Gash Pokermug. The frightening war cry of the common Toilet Tyrone or similar toilet-based salesperson commonly found in dingy nightclubs in an, often vain attempt to engulf you in a cloud of Joop, CK One or Davidoff Cool Water in exchange for whatever you can find in your back pocket (pennys, washers, lint etc)
Toilet salesman: "No Splash No Gash!"
Clueless toilet patron: "U wot m8?"
Toilet salesman: *unleashes cloud of musk* "U pay now"
Clueless toilet patron: "Please stop..."
Clueless toilet patron: "U wot m8?"
Toilet salesman: *unleashes cloud of musk* "U pay now"
Clueless toilet patron: "Please stop..."
by Bigby89 September 7, 2020
Get the No Splash No Gashmug. This phrase is used when something is surprising or in replacement of saying “that’s on god”. Similar to on jebena
by Throw it back lyds December 26, 2019
Get the That’s On Gashemug. by Skrempdracula October 4, 2023
Get the stacking gashmug. a possibly fit girl seen from a long way off is described as potential gash. when you get closer you can decide whether they are fit or not.
by John Smithsonbury June 4, 2010
Get the Potential Gashmug. Gash street is a road in Amsterdam near the canals.. As you walk down you can see gorgeous women on either side in their underwear...
They dont reject you, unless your name is Robert
They dont reject you, unless your name is Robert
by Double R O make you relocate February 4, 2010
Get the Gash streetmug. A girl who you are neither dating, nor sleeping with yet, who is a dead cert to sleep with you in the near future.
Guy 1: Hey, was that chick last night your girlfriend?
Guy 2: Nah, i don't get tied down, she was just a tasty bit of future gash.
Guy 2: Nah, i don't get tied down, she was just a tasty bit of future gash.
by Mrfredash January 23, 2011
Get the Future Gashmug.