anal thief

A person who quickly switches to anal from vaginal sex without informing their partner.

Sally: "John plowed me anally last night without giving me any notice. He just pulled out of my vag and thrust right into my ass.

Jane: "Classic anal thief".

by peeceb March 10, 2016

minecraft anal

When your Minecraft experience get a little too sexy; so you insert your dick into the USB port.

Mom I think my dicks stuck again, I was having Minecraft analing.

by Kang142 May 29, 2018

anal lockdown

The thing that happens to a woman the day she gets married.

Carla used to let me give her rim-jobs and fuck her in the ass after a few mojitos. Ever since we got married she's been on anal lockdown.

by bmdbmdb January 13, 2014

mexican anal

Well, what happens in Mexico.... stays in mexico? Anal sex and Tequila are all you need. After anal, pour a shot of tequila down the crevice of a beautiful ass and lick it. Who knew a "Mexican anal" was such a thing?

Last weekend my Babette and I were in Puerto San Carlos, Mexico and we had Mexican Anal

by Babettebear January 24, 2017

Accidental anal

When engaging in vigorous intercourse and the man’s dick slips out of the woman’s pussy and slips down to her asshole, entering it on the next stroke.

What were guys doing last night? I heard your bed squeaking then heard Suzan squeal like a pig.

Accidental anal.

by W.R.Slade June 9, 2023

Anal Blossom

When you fist a girl's asshole and open your hand when your hand is fully in her ass.

Wow he just anal blossomed her ass!

by DonkeyDicks121 December 22, 2020

Anal-anus

The quintessential anal orifice. Located directly in the center of the human ass, this location is purely theoretical but can be localized using Computed Tomography (CT).

Ow, I think my anal-anus is acting up again, better take some aspirin.

by Mr. Friend 2 September 26, 2009