anal thief

A person who quickly switches to anal from vaginal sex without informing their partner.

Sally: "John plowed me anally last night without giving me any notice. He just pulled out of my vag and thrust right into my ass.

Jane: "Classic anal thief".

by peeceb March 10, 2016

Anal Blow

After a long night of drinking and you have to shit but nothing but a high pressure stream of water comes out of your ass.

Man I woke up in Saturday morning after drinking last night and had a serious anal blow.

by constructit69 August 14, 2009

Anal Collision

Anal Collision is when you open your ass cheeks and bounce your anus with another persons anus who is also opening there ass cheeks.

"Aw man I really need some Anal Collision right now"

by ACisthebestygm June 26, 2019

Anal-anus

The quintessential anal orifice. Located directly in the center of the human ass, this location is purely theoretical but can be localized using Computed Tomography (CT).

Ow, I think my anal-anus is acting up again, better take some aspirin.

by Mr. Friend 2 September 26, 2009

Anal occulitus

An unknown illness that translates to "When you can't see your ass going to work" Used to call in sick to your job when you have already exhausted every other excuse.

Sorry I can't come to work today, I have an extreme case of Anal Occulitus and the doctor says it's contagious.

by MuffCPA November 7, 2011

anal contusion

When you injure your anus without actually hurting the tissue

Bro i fucked up my anus yesterday.
What happened?'
My girls strap on gave me a anal contusion

by Fizzmain February 10, 2018

Anal Rocket

When youre taking a shit, you haven't pooped yet, you take some toilet paper and wrap it around your index and middle fingers, and shove them up your ass like a plug while also trying (with maximum effort) to force out the poop. The gas and poo will become so built up in your ass that when you suddenly pull your fingers out of your butt, the poo will rocket out of your ass and splash into the toilet. Upon doing this you may receive a Poseidon's Kiss , but chance of that is minimal if you aim towards the back of the toilet bowl.

"Dude, did you hear that splash from the bathroom?"
"Yeah, John must be doing an anal rocket again..."

"Hey man, why's there water all over the floor?"
"I did the biggest Anal Rocket I've ever seen!"

by ShaggyIguana December 26, 2019