Adrian is an omnipotent marsupial who everyone loves. He's such a cool kangaroo he ended the Australian war with emu's. He has such a fat veiny dick the women can't get enough of his schlong. Fuck you Ulysses.
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A closeted homosexual that has to exude masculinity in order to cover up the fact that the reason he walks around like he has a stick up his ass is not because he has good posture, but in reality because he sold his ass in a hotel in order to gamble all his money away on online casinos.
A closeted homosexual that has to exude masculinity in order to cover up the fact that the reason he walks around like he has a stick up his ass is not because he has good posture, but in reality because he sold his ass in a hotel in order to gamble all his money away on online casinos.
(Person 1) "Hey why does Adrian date that one eyed chick?"
(Person 2) "So that people dont realize that he sells his ass in Hillcrest.
(Person 2) "So that people dont realize that he sells his ass in Hillcrest.
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Adrian thinks he’s on badness tbh but he’s really cute!!! He’s also polish he’s 11 yrs old his brothers name is bartek borek
Adrian thinks he’s on badness tbh but he’s really cute!!! He’s also polish he’s 11 yrs old his brothers name is bartek borek
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He has a great attitude and looks like Luigi
Never lose him
you should be so happy cause he loves you with all your heart
He has a great attitude and looks like Luigi
Never lose him
you should be so happy cause he loves you with all your heart
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