Welfare Wannabe

A broke poser receiving public assistance who tries to get close to celebrities or other wealthy people without spending any money. Then they brag to others about their ability to frequent places where famous people spend time. Their reports are meant to make them seem important and/or wealthy, even though they are actually receiving some form of welfare.

The Welfare Wannabe camped in a tent near the home of a multi-million dollar home owned by a celebrity, and then reported that he was vacationing on the property adjacent to the home of the celebrity.

by ZohanSam June 17, 2019

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wannabe possum

a bitch that is always going to be a virgin because he actually takes his time to actually write a definition in this website. (im only writing this cuz of him)

"Hi I'm Wannabe Possum"
"Wow, so you're gay"

by I dont wannabe a possum September 30, 2018

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Wannabe

A wannabe is a girl/woman who has a very very loose pussy. It often smell fish or cotton candy. Many people in swedish is a wannabe

Moa is a wannabe.

by Viggo Kjellsson September 21, 2021

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Fuckboy Wannabe

A guy who dresses like a fuckboy and tries to act like one, yet he is just not cool enough or good enough to be one.

B: Omg I think I like yes! But he doesn’t like me back!
A: Are you serious? Your way too good for him!

B: But Yes is smart and everything

A: You’re just mesmerized, he’s a total fuckboy Wannabe

by Your ugly ass mother June 4, 2018

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Wannabe Heisenberg

Any highschooler that larps as Walter White/Heisenberg from the series Breaking Bad.
You will see these people wearing leather jackets, glasses, shaved head
And they will try and sell you blue rock candy under the guise that its crystal methamphetamine

That Wannabe Heisenberg got suspended from school for selling rock candy by pretending it was methamphetamine
Deserved

by idl1 October 1, 2025

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