rhino porn

All you gotta do is strap a dildo to your head and peg each other in a mud puddle.

We told you before, we're not doing any gay bear porn!

Yeah, no shit. We wrapped that last week. We're on to rhino porn now.

by anonymous March 17, 2022

Rhino hunting

When a group of girls go out in search of rich older men

Michelle went rhino hunting on the coast of Portugal

by Hashtaggcmom July 2, 2015

Swamp Rhino

A girl that's not just ugly or fat, but both.

"I surprised that swamp rhino didn't eat you."
"Yeah, she is ok if a swamp rhino is what gets you off."

by advocates diaboli March 17, 2017

orchard rhino

When you ram head first into the puss with an apple on your mouth. Lodging the apple up a girls vagina.

Dude I gave that bitxh Martha an orchard rhino last night. Now she needs to keep it up there so she can make an apple pussy pie.

by orangeglazeelf1234 March 19, 2016

sticky rhino

When your ejaculation game is weak. The juice runs down the pipe mimicking a volcano.

Ex. Alyson-"Jevin was soo good last night. Except every time he orgasmed he gave himself a sticky rhino."

Alyson-"Jevin was soo good last night. Except every time he orgasmed he gave himself a sticky rhino.

by jevinsbusbuddyonbus9 March 31, 2015

Rhino Bar

The act of putting your nose inside your significant other's ass, and then proceeding to try to touch your nose with your tongue.

My girlfriend wanted me to do a rhino bar yesterday, and luckily my tongue isn't long enough.

by Snack Attack February 13, 2014

Rhino Spa Treatment

Male rhinoceros have been know to self-bidet themselves by urinating on their own anus and waving their tails in a quick whipping motion too clean the hind area. The Rhino Spa Treatment is a sexual act performed by a trio in which one person lies on their back (the reciever) person #2 deficates (the giver) on the receivers chest. Once that act is complete, person #3 (the cleaner) urinates on to the givers anus until thoroughly cleansed.

Man I had a lot of Mexican last night. I think i'm going to need the rhino spa treatment tomorrow.

by rumhammer July 4, 2025