Max is a boy with a mushroom dick that when put into the vagina the vagina will suddenly grow into a mushroom and then bop it comes in and rides on the female mushroom and then bop it yells “FUCK BOP ME HARDER” and maxs dick gets smaller by the second and his dick suddenly starts flopping around and then his dick starts singing “AMERICA AMERICAAAAA”
by Jade0907 February 16, 2018
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The biggest geezer on planet Earth that always tells on you x
The biggest geezer on planet Earth that always tells on you x
by TheButterflyGirl October 27, 2019
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James:why do people like that Max?.
Tom:I don't know he takes the piss out of people with mental illnesses.
Tom:I don't know he takes the piss out of people with mental illnesses.
by Sl4y3r October 30, 2019
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by Who’s Yuri-tarded November 2, 2019
Get the Max mug.Max is a really rude person who doesn’t care about anyone but himself. He likes to break girls hearts yet when they decide to expose him he makes them delete the truth so people don’t dislike him. He’s also very flirtatious but not a boy to date as he will break your heart into millions of pieces.
Person 1: Did you see how max broke that girl’s heart?!!!
Person 2: Ye honestly he’s so rude but literally flirted with her then broke her.
Person 2: Ye honestly he’s so rude but literally flirted with her then broke her.
by max_is_a_terrible_name November 3, 2019
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