A foot jockey is when a man or woman sits on the foot of another man or woman securely placing the foot in their anus.
by mister bates bites camels January 2, 2011
Get the Foot Jockeymug. When one eats a subway 12 inch and needs to take a dump straight afterwards.
A decription of the size of the crap brewing inside of you.
A decription of the size of the crap brewing inside of you.
by The Fonz585 November 16, 2006
Get the foot longmug. by Anonymous Plop October 30, 2017
Get the foot hoemug. when one developes skater muscle to the ankle, professional skaters would have endured it at some early stages of skating, when the ankle swells up from continuous skating, due to the repetitive pushing off hard surfaces, referred to it as ''ramp foot''
Nici ''my ankle is swollen I'm lying in bed with a kankle''
Loz ''no nici you have ramp foot from skating so much''
Nici '' did you make this up?
Loz ''no way its totally ligit'
Loz ''no nici you have ramp foot from skating so much''
Nici '' did you make this up?
Loz ''no way its totally ligit'
by Goose egg August 28, 2012
Get the Ramp footmug. A debilitating disease believed to be caused by over-playing certain card games. Also known as Hyperactive Card Player’s disease, games such as Blitz and Euchre can cause Clamenza’s Foot to rapidly spread through your body and attack your cells. If this disease is not treated within ten card games, you are likely to contract an even more debilitating Type 1 Arthritic Credenza.
Very little research has been done on Clamenza’s Foot, but the most esteemed research institutes are currently working on finding a treatment for it.
Very little research has been done on Clamenza’s Foot, but the most esteemed research institutes are currently working on finding a treatment for it.
by The Card Player May 20, 2021
Get the Clamenza’s Footmug. 
by Gavin G. Nuse July 3, 2019
Get the a good footmug.