tieing shoes

When your friend gives you a blowie.

Jimmy knows Evan hasn't had his shoes tied in quite a while but his knees are sore from the last time. Thus Jimmy enjoys tieing shoes.

by Theonewhoguessesall June 16, 2020

straighten my tie

to give a man an erection.

Would you like to straighten my tie?

by AladinSane February 8, 2025

TIE BELT

TIE BELT: this originated from 'annachingenjellyjoolinpaujene', the highest rank that only Master Boom has ever achieved.

it is higher than the black belt and no one but Master (Panda) Boom has ever reached.

the tie belt can only be attained if one has mastered in the art of karatwo which only Master Boom can teach.

Extra Info: Master Boom is known to be very close to the Palaboys and no one else.

'i have a black belt!'
'well, master boom has a tie belt, sucker!'

by palaboys November 7, 2012

Comically large tie

A tie that it oversized, used largely by clowns and other jokers to get a cheap laugh

Did you see Connors tie?

Yeah bro he’s wearing a comically large tie to prom!

by Goob “Goobie” Goobert III April 23, 2022

Cornflower Blue Tie

What your asshole boss wears to work on Tuesdays, with his grande latte.

It must of been Tuesday. He was wearing his Cornflower Blue Tie .

by LaughingDumb654 May 21, 2025

turkey tie

A plastic tie used to bind a turkeys legs. Also called cable or wire ties. Also used to shut up young disbelievers.

"Hand me those turkey ties, Jesse. This turkey is a fighter"

by someone besides robert November 9, 2017

faux tie

A clip-on, fake bow tie that generally looks way too perfect to have been tied by someone's hands. Typically worn by phonies, ass holes, GDIs, and fashionably illiterate individuals.

Munam would have looked nice at our pre-prom party if his faux tie hadn't made him look so corny.

by the_dan April 23, 2014