Foot Jockey

A foot jockey is when a man or woman sits on the foot of another man or woman securely placing the foot in their anus.

Rick just gave Janet a Foot Jockey and he needs to throw out his socks.

by mister bates bites camels January 2, 2011

foot long

When one eats a subway 12 inch and needs to take a dump straight afterwards.

A decription of the size of the crap brewing inside of you.

*wrapping up empty subway wrapper*

Man i gotta go to the toliet to do a foot long now

by The Fonz585 November 16, 2006

chuddy foot

When someone has hurt their foot and walk with a limp, looks like they have chewing gum on their foot

Yo what's up fam! You got chuddy foot?!?

by mitodie December 2, 2017

Boubadoop Foot

Someone with limited co-ordination of their feet in a sporting context, usually whilst playing football (soccer). Inability to control the ball can lead to this insult being used, as will inaccurate wayward shooting and disgraceful yet clumsy scything tackles. Feet can also be unusually large or misshapen, like melons, or breeze blocks.

Clyde : Don't pass to that bell end, he'll just spunk it over the bar. He's such a boubadoop foot.

by mangani May 15, 2009

bully foot

the act of forcing yourself into an area that you were not apart of

i was trying to merge into traffic with my signal on, but no one would let me in so i just bully foot my way in anyway!

by mr. kls1978 May 10, 2010

African Footing

1. Traveling without shoes on foot

2.Traveling a long distance on foot, most likely without shoes.

Kyle:Hey can you give me a ride home?
Myles:No
Kyle:Alright, I'll just African foot it.

Example 2
Tony:I had to walk all the way home barefoot last night.
Keith:Oh, you were African footing it?

by Dirty Goolash October 12, 2010

foot gream

when the foot cream goes moldy between your toes

person A: dude my foot is moldy

person B: eww foot gream

by chris_luva February 2, 2022