david

he will haunt you in your sleep and aways has a ruler on him, he loves to stab people WITH the ruler and has violent urge at least once a minute, he will be always ready to attack, STAY AWAY.
HE WILL STAB WITHOUT WARNING

"HEY IS THAT DAVID?" I SAY
"RUN!" says dude next to me

by heyitsmethebigman June 21, 2019

David

An awesome person, many people's best friend, gets all the girls and friends get jealous. Smart boy. If you make fun of him he will beat the life out of you. Quiet at first but becomes funniest person you'll ever meet. Good artist, leader of all men and a strong male. Unhatable person, doesn't tolerate fake people. Literally has expensive stuff but says he isn't rich- humble

David is my man

by Fboy on controller June 11, 2020

David

Has a small cock and gets no bitches and says his milkshakes bring all the girls to the yard and also cocky

You’re Such a Fricking David

by PrinceAli34 April 14, 2019

David

a man who won’t mind his damn business

David: wait why does johnny have so many soaps?
johnny: mIND YO DAMN BUSINESS DAVID

by imadethisaccountforthisdefinti April 23, 2020

David

David is gay

Yo that man was acting like a David

by Slazeyu June 14, 2019

david

has a small penis. normally sucks toes for 5 dollars. gets fucked in the ass

i fucked a man

oh so you clapped a david

by big body zaya February 24, 2019

David

David is a bully like seriously is calls me fat all the time makes up stuff about me and tell my friends I juts need to warn people please put this in he’s the worst he makes me want to end it he’s ruining my life please

DAVID LEAVE HIM ALONE !!

by Ahahzhxhgzhs April 21, 2019