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Wizard

A phenomena caused by friction; occuring when an eldery gentleman's grey 'beard' rubs against the inside of his polyester trousers, resulting in an electric shock being administered to anyone touching his 'wand'.
Gladys' eyes shot open in shock as she felt the sparks from Albert's semi-flaccid cock shoot across her toothless gums.
"Wizard!" she thought.
by Dirty Animals January 16, 2009
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Ginger Wizard

An obnoxious red haired Oirish Man with a propensity to drink large volumes of the Black Stuff and expell unatural quantities of a very foul smelling gas whilst still managing to get the love of a fit Amurican Filly and magically ( using a blue pill, her's is termed a roofie, his a Viagra, dont get them mixed up or you'll spend the night get rodgered by your missus)satisfying her needs (so he says).
Keven Connolly, the Ginger Wizard, got engaged to Jodie Wall!
by Kevensucksass January 9, 2009
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Wizard Of Odd

Hung like sparrow and all the personality of a paper cup, that's WOO.

He likes nothing more than to get on his knees and have a rolled up copy of the latest PCG rammed up his poop hole.
Wizard Of Odd, Wizard Of Odd, on your knees, I want a blow job!
by Xiang March 18, 2005
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wizardtim

A loser who is teh sux0rz and gets owned by n3wbz.
Man, did you see that wizardtim get owned by that newb?
by mwahaaahaa May 27, 2003
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whispering wizard

a small smoking device that when smoked allows the faint voice of the old whispering wizard to guide you in your every day life.
simon: yo matthew get the whispering wizard involved!
matthew: ahhhhhh the whispering wizard!
simon: dude, whats he saying?
whispering wizard: hello boys ooooooohhh be careful for cars!
simon and eades: NICE!
by simon the snake eater February 28, 2009
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Epic Fail Wizard

A person who has gained celebrity status from an example, usually in the form of a youtube video, of them epically failing to do something. They have epically failed with such finesse that they have earned respect from everyone and will continue to remain viral on the interwebs for a long time.
"Yo dude, have you seen that Epic Fail Wizard Mark Gormley on youtube yet?"

"I literally wept the first time I heard his music, dude- it was like hearing an angel that just ate another angel- so it had the power of two angels"
by Mottsap April 21, 2010
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Mr. Wizard

The person with all the knowledge. usualy used with a sarcastic connotation.
Casper: my out look on the situation...
telly: haaaaa , Mr. Wizard.
Casper: When you deflower a girl,its like gettin famed.They be tellin thier grandkids about that shit; "That Telly, he sure was good in the sack."
by k and D sessions June 28, 2005
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