reddit wizard

Someone who uses Reddit and believes to be a Reddit know-it-all.

Roland was surprised to find the subreddit “fightporn” as he was a self proclaimed Reddit Wizard

by I o KAKU o I June 11, 2019

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Wizard Blading

A form of “blading”, or inline skating, in which large wheels are connected by a solid metal frame. The sport is quite similar to slalom skating, but with one crucial difference. By identifying themselves as “wizards”, the wizards exclude witches. This has a double meaning, slalom skaters use witches cones, and wizard skaters are insecure middle aged men who are worried they will be perceived as participating in a “woman’s” sport. Despite the misogyny the products themselves are very expensive.

Hey, want to go wizard blading?

Sorry I can’t come wizard blading, because I’m a witch.

I’m the daughter of the witches the wizard bladers didn’t burn.

by Bladertariat May 01, 2022

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Snack Wizard

A person who eats excessively. Not necessarily fat, but in most cases is.

Bertha raided the fridge last night. She is proving to be quite the snack wizard.

by obiwannablowme February 16, 2017

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sink wizard

Derived from "wizard" which is used in place of "taking a wizz" or peeing. The sink wizard is when there's no toilet backstage, only a sink. Urination happens in the sink, thus summoning the sink wizard. Coined by the US death metal band Cannibal Corpse in the DVD Global Evisceration.

The toilets were disgusting so I summoned the sink wizard.

by AshKetchumsPubes May 03, 2017

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Wizard Dinosaur

A dinosaur who performs magical spells by rawring them at the person/thing they want to be affected. It's bones have not been found because scientists believe they put invisibility cloaks on them at their burials. Some say they have seen some.

The wizard dinosaur put in an imperious curse on me and I am now his minion. RAWR!

by amazingperson29 November 09, 2011

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