Hide the wiener

A instance of sex involving the penis, usually euphemistically.
I hear Susie caught her husband of eight years playing hide the wiener with the local whore. She’s filing divorce papers this week.
by LyassacheckList October 21, 2023
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Wiener Hang

Wiener Hang is when a mans meat works its way out of the slip in his boxers and rests up against the zipper usually resulting with a very uncomfortable feeling. can lead to rash.
The boy's severe wiener hang caused him to run awkwardly to second base during the baseball game. All the parents pointed and laughed
by Mr. xtra ordinary June 04, 2009
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winner vs. wiener

A comparison of someone with a successful track record due to his having a mental "backbone", as opposed to a cowardly weakling who is reluctant to speak up or try anything new/risky/unconventional because he fears failure and/or offending someone, and so he lives a life of stagnation, shame, and mediocrity.
To determine which side of the "winner vs. wiener" scale you are, consider whether or not you're willing to "go out on a limb" for the potential betterment of your life, take an unpopular view in the interests of morals or progress, or to step out of the crowd and stick up for someone else.
by QuacksO October 28, 2022
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Evil Wiener of Death

Noun;

1. A term coined by internet flashers, used to describe their genitalia when informed their images are unwelcome. Used in a butthurt fashion and meant to elicit guilt over not wishing to receive their images.
2. A vendor's hot dog that has clearly sat out for too long, causing much stomach discomfort and inability to digest properly.
1. "Girls show their boobs all of over the internet and I send one picture of my Evil Wiener of Death and everyone gets upset."
2. I hit the hot dog stand outside my workplace and the guy must have served me an Evil Wiener of Death because I couldn't eave the bathroom all weekend.
by Lucille Bawlz April 23, 2017
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Sofa wiener

The hot dog you hide from your partner so you can have a guilt free lunch.
Sower went to get his sofa wiener when no one was looking.
by October 14, 2020
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wiener nugget

A small little boy about the size of a parking cone, with a peanut shaped head, and no hair.
That little boy is such a wiener nugget!
by Jristau August 16, 2021
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