Whiskey Tits

Nursing mother gets drunk and has to pump and dump the next day.

The baby had to eat formula because mommy has whiskey tits.

by UniqueName# January 5, 2021

Whiskey Time-Machine

(Abstract/noun/adj/slg)- when you've spent so much of your life wasted on whiskey and alcoholic similes, you awaken one day to realize you are now 50 years old and your sweet children have grown to adulthood without your guidance or parental presence. No matter how bad you want to wind back the clock, the time machine has broken, and you are stuck in nightmare land.

Theorizing that one could time travel within his own lifetime, Sam Fukkit stepped into the whiskey time-machine accelerator... and vanished. Oh boy.

by Whiskey Drinker Me September 8, 2020

Tennessee Whiskey

A common sex routine involving a woman with a yeast infection urinating into the mouth of her lover.

Guy 1: "I wanted to try something new with her, and it was going so well until she pissed in my mouth."
Guy 2: "I think she gave you Tennessee Whiskey."

by NotKrowe October 1, 2022

Whiskey Barrier

Noun, the phenomenon where the drinker (typically of whiskey) crosses the line between amiable drunkeness and becomes a miserable fucking cunt.

Or

The name given to the metaphorical chastity belt imposed by a normally sexually generous woman in response to outrageously drunken conduct.

Mark, "I got so cunted last night I crossed the whiskey barrier and became so fucking depressed I could have cut my own head off if I was not so uncoordinated."

Or

Barry, "I'll just have just the one tonight, I am feeling fucking horny and I don't want the missus to drop the whiskey barrier like last time."

by Grandsire November 18, 2018

Foxtrot Tango Whiskey

Military phonetic alphabet spelling of "FTW" (Fuck The World).

Foxtrot Tango Whiskey means "Fuck The World", i cant find a way to use this in a sentence.

by DABund March 29, 2024

not my brand of whiskey

not my area of professional expertise

man 1 ): how did Hitler commit suicide: by taking a cyanide pill or shooting himself in the head?

man 2) no bloody idea. this is not my brand of whiskey, I'm a biochemist anyways. go to a history department, they may be able to help you there.

by Sexydimma June 5, 2012

whiskey drinkers whistle

a wet so intense that it is wetter than normal

my girl was so turned on that her nether regions were wetter than a whiskey drinkers whistle

by Samran53 October 21, 2020