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assault weapon

a weapon that is fed through 30 magazine clips and that has black parts, it is blamed for everything.
"assault weapons need to be banned, they are the main cause of violence, poverty, climate change and illness"
by armedmonkey5.56 May 1, 2023
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Loaded weapon

A penis which has not been released from it's fury. Any time you leave the house, relieve it first.

For those who don't understand the above, 2 balls full and a semi erect penis which is ready for action even if you see an obese 40 year old. A dangerous situation to be in so it is recommended to always do a #3 before leaving your apartment.
Dude, I went to a club last night and the toilets were being cleaned and the dancers were in bikinis. I was harder than platinum and it hurt. Never leave your house with a loaded weapon.
by The¥/ May 11, 2023
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he's got a weapon

When an young African American man gets sent back to the lobby by cops for stinkin up the street.
Nigger: *walking* I hope I don't get shot!
Cop: HE'S GOT A WEAPON! *gunshots*
by Ston3rBon3rpart2 May 12, 2023
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Academic Weapon

Lauren is another term for academic weapon in Kentucky
Bro did you see that Lauren in the front of the class being an academic weapon. Absolute legend.
by Tiger612 September 15, 2023
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Weaponizing

I mean you're actively weaponizing the performative withholding of actionable of information in the form of imposed schizophrenia.
Guy "Right but we're weaponizing it so that you have to work as hard as I feel that people (generally) should have to work to do the things you're trying to or want to or need do."

Hym "And at the same time you're scheduling women to come fuck this retard... So that he doesn't need to actually go through the dating process that you're trying to force me to engage in... And you're acting keeping away women who express any interest... with literal schedule changes.... Because you don't like that Satan stuff... Ok... You seem like rational people who can actually be spoken to and trusted to arbitrate my fate... So... Arbitrate my fate... Is it death by brain infection? It's looking like death by brain infection... Actually a woman came up to me the other day (Because everyone know who I am) and said 'She had a tooth infection' with a dead-eyed grin and she didn't say it because it was an actual thing she was going through; she said it because she knew that I was going through it and that there is nothing I can do about it. I'm being performatively disempowered in a situation where my problems could be fixed immediately... As a matter of deliberate effort... Because I did a thing you don't actually have the balls to threaten or kill me over... Yeah..."
by Hym Iam July 28, 2023
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banned weapon

A weapon which is sat on by a person. U secretly put it on somebody’s chair and let them sit on it. Eventually they are going to get really mad that they have sat on it many times and it’s going to disappear. Nobody will know where it has gone, but the person that has sat on it just might know where it is
Use the banned weapon on April fools day to prank ur friend
by SpeedyGod53 November 21, 2021
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Weapon

Weapon a scouse term (someone from Liverpool) to call another person if they think they are acting like a right twat and if they are annoying you.
Joe, why are you being such a fucking cunt all the time, you weapon
by Chris Garland October 30, 2019
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