juliana vargas

A beautiful woman who does not know it. Procasinates alot but shes wort spending your life with

Its like your mother. She will love u for your honesty juliana vargas

by spacetrum October 17, 2013

Speed Nob variations

1. Speed Nob Advanced - draw as many DETAILED penises as possible before they find out

2. Speed Nob Extreme - draw the penis then indent the book with your pen when drawing the bell end. This leaves a long lasting reminder of the attack.

3. Speed Nob Monster - draw as a big and as detailed penis as possible whilst involving as many people as possible

see Speed Nob for an example of Speed Nob variations

by Roo Barb March 18, 2009

Richard Dreyfus Variety hour!

To randomly and quickly over act...... ten times......in nine different scenarios.

if you punch a five year old in the face ten times you have committed a crime, if you stab him thirty seven times in the chest you have won the Richard Dreyfus Variety hour!!!

by Broguts February 27, 2010

Real Vardrid

The shitty, cheating, bribing, and buying club known as Vardrid is the smallest club in Spain, and has always cried about being smaller than Barcelona. They have 14 UCL, of which half were won in dinosaur age and the rest are robbed. They are known for paying refs.

Look! That retarded Vardridog is still boasting ucl trophies that Real Vardrid won in the dinosaur age!

by your source of income February 8, 2023

Varmit

an awnry/ornery, pesky/pesty, grouchy, cantankerous, belligerent, tetchy, argumentative, crabby, unreasonable, or bad tempered HUMAN BEING OR CREATURE

Bugs Bunny asks Yosemite Sam for multiple items at dinner. Each time he is asked for something, Yosemite Sam loses his temper, and shouts out phrases like “Rackin’ Frackin’ Varmit Rabbit!!”

Cowboy common use: "Why you li'l VARMIT!!"

by CHERYL XOXOXO April 8, 2008

Varf

A Varf is a vampiric Smurf, that lives in a vacuum, that evolved from a fur ball coughed up by a Persian cat.

Oh My Friggin god, Is that a Varf on your rug!

by Emilio Ramos May 14, 2008

varicoceles

Varicose veins forming on the testicles and on the spermatic cord. Sometimes causes inability to father children.

Jim always sat with his legs crossed, so now he's got varicoceles and can't have babies.

by ferdii6069 July 5, 2016