valentine's day

Mating season for humans

San valentine's day is the shortest mating season for any creature.

by A name nobody has used February 6, 2017

Valentine's Day

The day you give your main bitch some flowers and chocolates and take her out to dinner or the movies.

Babe, happy Valentine's Day! I'm broke today.

by docbac15 February 14, 2014

valentine boy

1. A boy who radiates first love energy and is so dreamy
2. A boy or man who have a white skin, dimple, ofter do bread smile, can sing you lullaby, have nice body proportion, can dance, cook, clean, multilingual, have abs and most importantly, kind.
3. A person who have 'Jung' as his surname, 'Jeffery' as his english name when he used to study in america for four years and 'hyun' as his last name.
4. A person whom birtday is 14 february

Person A: Wahhh.... Jung Jaehyun is such a valentine boy
Person B: OMG!! You mean Jeffery!! The whole school love him!!

by Halleybullshit December 5, 2020

Valentine

A really nice and cute looking girl who turns out to be ACTUAL GOD, LIKE SHE IS GOD

Every night i pray to Valentine before i go to sleep

by Lucypokemonmastress November 22, 2021

[valentine's day]

A day where everyone give chocolate to their love ones.

A day when the single man is going to be sad... Or find a slut to fucked

Ah shit here we go again by valentine's day

by Your dad's lesbian January 29, 2020

valentines day

the biggest scam of a holiday ever. made to make singles, much like me feel like shit and extremely lonely.

best friend: yo bro are you ready for valentines day?
me: fuck no

by friendly neighborhood italian February 8, 2020

valentin

de most butiful guy in the world that has brown hair and brow eyes. al girls like him and he is butifull. and he has 200 IQ. He is strong and has sexy abs and can often be described as "Orgasmic" He usually has a 7-8 inch penis.

girls-hi valentin
valentin-no not them

by valentinswe January 11, 2018