twat twiddler

Another term for a lesbian.

I reckon shes a right twat twiddler.

by Antony Bartlett May 1, 2007

Twatching

Using a mirror to observe your own vagina

I was horrified to walk in on Grandma twatching. The doctor suggested twatching to the patient with complaints of retained tampon.

by twatchdog April 18, 2018

tinea twat

An infection of the vagina caused by the same fungus that causes Athlete's foot (tinea pedis). Also known by the names fungal tunnel and Athlete's vag. This highly contagious condition is often spread by cougars.

1. Mike accidentally put his dick in Cassy's tinea twat. He now has jock itch.

2. That cougar's tinea twat spread the infection to Jeremy's cock, thanks to her rank fungal tunnel.

by vagdoc October 13, 2011

toatsmagoats

word enhancer can be happy sad angry etc.;also a holiday on march 27 when you see an alligator and many other specific things.

example1*Toatsmagoats you guys!
example2*jesus christ toatsmagoats.

by toatsmagoat word enhancer April 11, 2009

Waffle Twat

To be used as a replacement for "Douche Bag".

A waffle twat can be any annoying person, from the frat boy at the bar dry humping some girl's leg, to your boss who won't leave you alone.

Man, that frat boy thinks he's so cool. What a waffle twat.

by hoozat?! February 15, 2010

Toats My Goats

This word means Totally. Its a fun rhyme and is funny to say when your saying yes to something!

Megan: Hey wanna come over tonight?

Stacy: Toats My Goats! Can't wait(:
Megan: Obamaz My LLamaz! See you then.

by youknowyouloveme123 March 18, 2011

Twat in a Knot

when the lips of the female genitalia are so large from getting banged and abused, that she can twist them into a knot. Seen it. It can be done.

The striper at Mel's bachelor party, tied her Twat in a knot!

by GoNe1 June 4, 2007