The Time Traveler

The act of smashing a clock with a hammer and forcing the jagged debris into a small sock and covering it it lubricant and then violently fitting it in somones anus only to remove it after 48 hours
Mr Morris hit me with The Time Traveler in the tesco's toilet and my anus is very saw
by echo419monty69 July 25, 2022
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ShopRite traveler

One who enjoys shopping at ShopRite and traveling all across Connecticut, New York, New Jersey, Pennsylvania, Delaware and Maryland, especially for food to order.
The ShopRite traveler sure had a great time at the Mystic Aquarium!
by Ohio River East November 1, 2021
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travel noggin

"Just drove 6 hours from Phoenix to Vegas with Christina ... yup, travel noggin."
by wuntoothrie November 22, 2011
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Safe Travels

"Safe Travels" was a phrase first coined by Steve T in 1994 prior to a business trip to Luanda Angola. It's a phrase that encompasses all sentiments such as "good health", "be careful", "stay safe" and the like. The phrase is intended to address the moment an individual leaves their residence, place of employment, hotel, or other temporary location and in transit to their destination and until they return from subject travels.
"Hey Beth, Safe Travels" or "Mark safe travels on your trip to Europe".
by Sleepin' J June 9, 2022
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Distraction Travel

Travel that is interesting enough and long enough away from your normal life that the distraction of the new sights, activities, food, drinks, culture etc cause you to break all your normal habits. Can be great for weights loss, clearing a foggy head due to stress or a high work load. Generally involves at least 4 weeks away to allow complete disconnection from ones normal regime, lifestyle and habits.
I really need some distraction travel to clear my head as I can't decide whether to quit this job and go full time on my sideline or not.
by ThroughDistraction October 19, 2018
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Kind Traveller

A Slang Term used to greet persons that is void or racism, sexism, ableism, abuse, sarcasm, belittlement, judgement, hearsay, questionable ethics, and more.
A Bisexual, indigenous, quadriplegic is rolled into the room on a stretcher.
Greeter: Hello, Kind Traveller.

Bisexual, indigenous, quadriplegic: Hello.
by Johnzface October 7, 2022
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wanderlust traveler

Someone who posts YouTube videos about traveling without having travelled themselves.
Oh she's such a wanderlust traveler, she went home for the holidays.
by Youcantcome October 9, 2017
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