by Larryfun September 4, 2005
Get the Torpedo mug.Chocolate Smoothie Mudhole Pie Topped With A Cherry ingredients concist of:
- 1 fairly large (preferably chunky for flavorable reasons) chunk of shit.
- Three to four and a half tablespoons of freshly squeezed seamen.
- 1 ass hole (the female anus is more conveinent for locational reasons)
- 1 unpopped cherry (if the female has already encountered vaginal intercourse, you should wait for her period or ring out a used tampon)
Now that you have the ingredients to create your own Chocolate Smoothie Mudhole Pie Topped With A Cherry, lets begin with the step by step instructions.
Step 1. Grab a blender or a margarita shaker.
Step 2. Place that blender/shaker to the guy/girl's anus, tap his/her shoulder to sygnal to him/her that he/she is ready to release a fresh chunk into the blender/shaker.
Step 3. Carefuly place a penis into the blender/shaker and begin to ejaculate aproximently 3 - 4 tablespoons of seamen.
Step 4. Conceal the blender/shaker and being to blend/shake the substances.
TIP: Weather you are using a male or female's anus, they can prepare for this Chocolate Smoothie Mudhole Pie Topped With A Cherry by not whiping the anus after unloading their ass holes in the toilet, thus creating a tasty crusty base for the pie.
Step 5. Carefuly pour the mixed bodily fluids gently into the crusted ring of the ass hole.
Step 6. Last but not least top the Chocolate Smoothie Mudhole Pie off with a few drops of a womens cherry juice (If the female is not on her a period, already had her cherry popped, and does not have any extra used tampons around, a little punch in the back of the head can cause the women to drip blood from her ear holes into the Chocolate Smoothie Mudhole Pie to add the final ingredient)
Thank you and I hope you enjoy your Chocolate Smoothie Mudhole Pie Topped With A Cherry =D
- 1 fairly large (preferably chunky for flavorable reasons) chunk of shit.
- Three to four and a half tablespoons of freshly squeezed seamen.
- 1 ass hole (the female anus is more conveinent for locational reasons)
- 1 unpopped cherry (if the female has already encountered vaginal intercourse, you should wait for her period or ring out a used tampon)
Now that you have the ingredients to create your own Chocolate Smoothie Mudhole Pie Topped With A Cherry, lets begin with the step by step instructions.
Step 1. Grab a blender or a margarita shaker.
Step 2. Place that blender/shaker to the guy/girl's anus, tap his/her shoulder to sygnal to him/her that he/she is ready to release a fresh chunk into the blender/shaker.
Step 3. Carefuly place a penis into the blender/shaker and begin to ejaculate aproximently 3 - 4 tablespoons of seamen.
Step 4. Conceal the blender/shaker and being to blend/shake the substances.
TIP: Weather you are using a male or female's anus, they can prepare for this Chocolate Smoothie Mudhole Pie Topped With A Cherry by not whiping the anus after unloading their ass holes in the toilet, thus creating a tasty crusty base for the pie.
Step 5. Carefuly pour the mixed bodily fluids gently into the crusted ring of the ass hole.
Step 6. Last but not least top the Chocolate Smoothie Mudhole Pie off with a few drops of a womens cherry juice (If the female is not on her a period, already had her cherry popped, and does not have any extra used tampons around, a little punch in the back of the head can cause the women to drip blood from her ear holes into the Chocolate Smoothie Mudhole Pie to add the final ingredient)
Thank you and I hope you enjoy your Chocolate Smoothie Mudhole Pie Topped With A Cherry =D
Eve: Now that we've had dinner what do you have in mind for desert?
Adam: A Chocolate Smoothie Mudhole Pie Topped With A Cherry sounds delicious right now
Eve: You read my mind!
Adam: A Chocolate Smoothie Mudhole Pie Topped With A Cherry sounds delicious right now
Eve: You read my mind!
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Get the Blacked Topped mug.Vile convicted serial sexual abuser of young boys and founder of "Celtic Boys Club" in the early 70's.
Now known as "Celtic Football Club" they are otherwise known as "bheasts" or the "manky mob" as well as other phrases derived from men committing sexual acts to boys far below the legal age.
This is one history that need only take a quick search on any engine to uncover, however these "bheasts" will NOT to this day admit any of these wrong doing and the phrase "sweep sweep" was coined to describe the "bheasts" attitude to cover up anything they feel "offended" by or don't want the world to find the truth and to this day NOT give proper justice to the victims of these terrible he-anus crimes.
A popular phrase associated with the crimes is "big jock knew" describing how the manager of "Celtic Football Club" at the time of the abuse named "Jock Stein" knew all about these acts yet chose to cover up these he-anus crimes instead of reporting these crimes to the proper authorities and letting there be justice for the poor "vicTIMs" or "bhoys".
Now known as "Celtic Football Club" they are otherwise known as "bheasts" or the "manky mob" as well as other phrases derived from men committing sexual acts to boys far below the legal age.
This is one history that need only take a quick search on any engine to uncover, however these "bheasts" will NOT to this day admit any of these wrong doing and the phrase "sweep sweep" was coined to describe the "bheasts" attitude to cover up anything they feel "offended" by or don't want the world to find the truth and to this day NOT give proper justice to the victims of these terrible he-anus crimes.
A popular phrase associated with the crimes is "big jock knew" describing how the manager of "Celtic Football Club" at the time of the abuse named "Jock Stein" knew all about these acts yet chose to cover up these he-anus crimes instead of reporting these crimes to the proper authorities and letting there be justice for the poor "vicTIMs" or "bhoys".
Jim Torbet: moan back tae my flat for sum "Jelly & Ice Cream" ya sexy arse wee TIM an al give ye a good meal.
A brief history or timeline:
1966: Celtic Boys’ Club is founded by Jim Torbett
1972: Jock Stein ousts Jim Torbett as Boys’ Club general manager after allegations that boys were being sexually abused.
1986: Jim Torbett’s return to Celtic Boys Club as a fundraiser Kevin Kelly is vice-chairman
1991: Frank Cairney resigns as general manager following a trip to New Jersey where a young Celt was allegedly abused.
October 25, 1996: Jim Torbett charged with sex offences.
November 4, 1998: Torbett stands trial at Glasgow Sheriff Court charged with molesting three youngsters in his care.
November 12, 1998: Torbett is found guilty.
A brief history or timeline:
1966: Celtic Boys’ Club is founded by Jim Torbett
1972: Jock Stein ousts Jim Torbett as Boys’ Club general manager after allegations that boys were being sexually abused.
1986: Jim Torbett’s return to Celtic Boys Club as a fundraiser Kevin Kelly is vice-chairman
1991: Frank Cairney resigns as general manager following a trip to New Jersey where a young Celt was allegedly abused.
October 25, 1996: Jim Torbett charged with sex offences.
November 4, 1998: Torbett stands trial at Glasgow Sheriff Court charged with molesting three youngsters in his care.
November 12, 1998: Torbett is found guilty.
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