Problem Topped

(Variations: ing, er)

When someone has a problem and the person they are describing that problem to tries to either come up with, or tell a story that is better than the other person's.

Woman: I'm making a big commitment because I'm getting married.
Guy: I'm making a big commitment by marrying a girl that I got pregnant.
Guy: You've just been problem topped.

by Fonzalator January 13, 2009

Mop Topper

A male that pursues and dates women who have a mustache.

Friend 1: Yo did you see that girl Mikey was with?
Friend 2: Yeah he's into that rugged look and likes caressing the facial hair.
Friend 1: Yeah I head he likes to tell the mustache stories before he goes to bed.
Friend 2: Yeah he is a real Mop Topper

by TheHungryAsian November 21, 2011

slappy toppy

Giving someone oral sex.

Kylie left the party drunk last night and gave thuro slappy toppy.

by Taco marvin November 20, 2015

toppin some g's

toppin- making
some- some
g's- money

making some money aka working

naw dawg, i gotta top some g's tomorrow.

by yah mutha August 18, 2004

High topper

To deficate in the tank portion of a toilet causing every flush there after to be totaly fowl.

Pick someone, not someone you hate but someone you just dislike. Go to their house or personal office toilet and drop a high hard one in their toilets tank. The High Topper the gift that keeps on giving.

by Jason Runyon August 31, 2008

slop-toppy

To be drunk to the point that the world is your playground

Man 1:" Man look at Brandon, He's pissing himself and rapping."
Man 2:" Yeah, he's slop-toppy!"

by Brandon Chalmers June 16, 2006

high tops

rims that are in excess of 22"

Jamal got them high tops nigga!

by big money pimpin to the max April 4, 2005