wolf moon

Sitings of the Wolf Moon are typically in mid-January to late May, when human females give up on follicle hygiene.
The moon is often displayed during activities such as loading the dishwasher, doing laundry, weeding gardens, and if you're lucky, yoga.
Be warned, many truckers and plumbers have yeti moons, which can be mistaken for wolf moons, especially with well curved hips, like in the case of Eric Lofquist.

On rare occasion one may witness the Red Wolf Moon. It is truly a site to behold. It is often said that this moon represents the goddess Marissa.

Did you see your mom's wolf moon? Dayum!

by vyking68 January 12, 2017

Mr. Moon

The sweetest guy in the whole universe 😻

He can never become like my Mr. Moon!

by Moon's moonlight March 28, 2021

Moon Miss

The act of finding someone perfect for you, but not being perfect for them.

Jess: Hey why did you break up with Tyler?
Kat: Oh yeah total moon miss, I wasn’t perfect for him

by Craygal September 25, 2020

Connor Moon

The act of wishing you are Japanese and wanting to fuck anime characters very very very very hard. Also not showering and wanting to become the best osu player in the world.

Man i hate Adam he is such a Connor Moon

by Gary p November 13, 2016

Walking on the Moon

Giant steps are what you take
Walking on the moon
I hope my leg don't break
Walking on the moon
We could walk forever
Walking on the moon
We could live together
Walking on, walking on the moon

Walking back from your house
Walking on the moon
Walking back from your house
Walking on the moon
Feet they hardly touch the ground
Walking on the moon
My feet don't hardly make no sound
Walking on, walking on the moon

Some may say
I'm wishing my days away
No way
And if it's the price I pay
Some say
Tomorrow's another day
You stay
I may as well play

Giant steps are what you take
Walking on the moon
I hope my leg don't break
Walking on the moon
We could walk forever
Walking on the moon
We could be together
Walking on, walking on the moon

Some may say
I'm wishing my days away
No way
And if it's the price I pay
Some say
Tomorrow's another day
You stay
I may as well play

Keep it up, keep it up
Keep it up, keep it up
Keep it up, keep it up
Keep it up, keep it up
Keep it up, keep it up
Keep it up, keep it up
Keep it up, keep it up
Keep it up, keep it up
Keep it up, keep it up
Keep it up, keep it up
Keep it up, keep it up
Keep it up, keep it up
Keep it up, keep it up
Keep it up, keep it up

by Death Menace December 16, 2022

points moon

A noun created by Kim Harris, the co-host of Fanatical Fics podcast. It is used when someone guesses the happenings of a Harry Potter fan fiction correctly and therefore gets a "point". If one gets enough points, they will eventually make it to the points moon.

Yes! Hogwarts castle and the Giant Squid made out, just like I guessed. I'm on course for the points moon !!

by merp.. October 17, 2021

Moon Cook

When you heat something up by putting it in your ass.

Man I’m ‘bout to moon cook this hammer.

by phooshbubble December 20, 2017