Person 1: “Bailey are you okay?”
Person 2: “No I just let my pet fish drown, I’m screwed with a capital FUCK”
Person 2: “No I just let my pet fish drown, I’m screwed with a capital FUCK”
by 3gs December 17, 2021
The process of picking up somebody at a bar or night club, fucking them and then getting the hell out of there as quickly as possible. Can be done more than once a night/day.
by Hybrid Insanity June 16, 2011
Person: "Ahh I have a twenty page essay due tomorrow and I didn't even start yet!"
Other person: "Dude you are screwed with a capital F."
Other person: "Dude you are screwed with a capital F."
by Smash360 April 14, 2010
The definition comes from when you go to your car and the driver unlocks the doors but you pull the handle to soon. What happens from this is your door remains locked but every other door in the car is unlocked. People refer to this as screwing the pooch.
Narrator: Person one and person two are outside of their car as person one unlocks the car doors. Person two accidentily opens the car door too soon making his door stay locked.
Person one: Dude, why you be screwing the pooch!
person two: ya well...ur mom!!!
Person one: Dude, why you be screwing the pooch!
person two: ya well...ur mom!!!
by leopold Sampsonite February 09, 2006
A person that is slowed down that bangs screw a lot, loves to sip lean and represents texas like they should.
by texas_nigga_SOUTHSIDE_PLAYA January 19, 2010
Amy sexual act involving three different participants, where one of the three is duped or tricked into a compromising or embarrassing situation during climax by the other two people.
The two of us tied her up and banged her brains out. As soon as we finished we stole her wallet and peed in her purse. It was a real Montreal Screw Job.
by CHYNAisPretty June 01, 2012
Medical condition in which every time you are done screwing someone, you feel like staying away from that other person, as far as you can.
It takes no distinction among lovers, from fuck buddies to half-century marriages.
It takes no distinction among lovers, from fuck buddies to half-century marriages.
by texaro February 17, 2009