tucker max drunk

The ultimate Drunk Stage. Nevermind about operating heavy machinery, you'll have trouble figuring out doorknobs. The only benefit is that you don't have to worry about driving because you can't find your keys. The following things can happen while Tucker Max Drunk:
Black Out
Hook up with fat/ugly girls
Fail to hook up with hot girls because you pass out on them
Vomit uncontrollably
Make loud, boisterous, and thouroughly untruthful claims about your achievements
Commit yourself to large and utterly hopeless wagers that you have no way of covering
Start fights with small, defenseless people
Break Things
Become very angry with inanimate objects, and loudly curse them

After finishing off the tucker max death mix i was definitely tucker max drunk

by somerandomdude April 21, 2006

tucker slap

when a man slaps his sexual partner across their face with his penis.

Yeah, I tucker slapped her...

by Dean McGinness May 17, 2005

Drink Tickets

Lower level rank in the Joker-San Female Rating System. Describes a party girl whos really into booze. She is hammered most of the time, causing her looks to fall in the shitter, but will bang anyone for free Drink Tickets.

"Aw man, I was at this party last night, and this chick was total Drink Tickets. I wasn't hammered enough to bang her, but Joker was so plastered, he humped her right there on the couch!"

by SP00NS October 7, 2007

Selling tickets

1) To tell lies, fabricate story, or express untruths

2) A shorter form of phrase to sell "woof" tickets, just with "woof" removen from phrase. This shorter form of the phrase is native to the Northern California's Bay Area.

Jack: Yeah dude, I was just chilling with some fine bitties last night

Joe: Come on bro, I saw you at Jack in the Box with your boys.....you're selling tickets son..

Jack: Aight bro I admit it, I was giving them out for free there, hahahah

Joe: Hahahahaha

Description of Situation: Joe called Jack out for lying and Jack admitted to lying

by VKNY April 17, 2008

tinker

Commonly used to define members of the Irish travelling community. The previous definition cites the use of 'tinker' in this context as ignorant. Maybe he/she is a tinker (in the metalwork sense of the word) and does not like his traditional profession to be used in such a manner. I would like to add that Irish travellers traditionally were very improvising metal workers and sold pots made of scrap metal to make a living (as opposed to topping trees badly and laying poor quality tarmacam like they do now).This is the long-standing origin of the association of Irish travellers with the word 'tinker'. They are tinkers. Hence the phrase, ' Any scrap copper there boss'.

There was war at that tinker's funeral in Balinasloe there last week- all the pubs and shops were closed for the week

by gc May 6, 2005

tucker otterson

A cruel killing machine also known as " pig fucker " see " wild justice ", episode " born to kill " on Nat geo

That sick fucker tucker otterson filmed himself killing a pig with a sword then had intercourse with the dead body , he really is a pig fucker.

by stdnasty February 3, 2013

tickler

One who gains sexual gratification from tickling the desired sexual partner, usually on the ribs or feet. Often a foot lover, in which case tickling is a form of fetish.

"He's a total tickler, it's even in his e-mail address."

by Bowman June 16, 2002