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The Tokyo Shuffle

To correctly perform the Tokyo Shuffle, one person has to put his cock between another's ass cheeks like a hotdog. The other person will squeeze (squench or squenching) the cheeks together until semen is drawn, which is then allowed to dry and is peeled off like Elmers Glue from elementary school.
Phil takes it between the cheeks
Like anal?
Na he does the tokyo shuffle

and his cock is flying free
by xhollywoodx January 10, 2006
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ipod shuffle

Sad excuse for a real iPod. I thought iPod mini's were bad until....iPod shuffle.
"ooo i don't have enough money to buy a real iPod...so i'll buy an iPod shuffle coz they are so cool...and they have the same headphones so no-one will know, and think that im cool enough to have a real one"
by tahnee May 15, 2005
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cuff-shuffling

A physical act whereby one person takes hold of another seated person's outstretched legs by the cuff of the pants and gently agitates them up and down, thus producing a relaxing sensation for weary legs. Can only be done with the subject wearing long pants.
"Darling I've had a busy day, would you mind cuff-shuffling me a little?"
by Marquis de stade May 17, 2006
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Suboxone Shuffle

A natural phenomena in which recreational and habitual opiate users drop whatever matter to which they were attending, be it vomitting or playing CSS, and shuffle mindlessly to a dispensary of Suboxone.
Jimmy was vomitting 15 seconds ago, but now he seems fine doing the suboxone shuffle to the med window.
by cheezflavrd January 29, 2010
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Curly Shuffle

A 1984 novelty song by Jump 'n The Saddle Band as a tribute to comedy legend Curly Howard.
Everybody wants to do the Curly Shuffle tonight.
by StoogeWatcher July 30, 2010
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Alabama Shuffle

During sex a woman hops off and gets on your thighs and straddles it while farting on you.
Dude! My wife finally did the Alabama Shuffle on me last night. That ass rip was smelly though!
by Jaboy9998 July 22, 2020
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Shreveport shuffle

When one receives a thigh massage, and the massage turns into a a tickle.
He was rubbing my thighs and got a little too close and I had to do the Shreveport shuffle.
by Quintero March 3, 2023
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