market-garden

When you strike someone from above with a portable gardening shovel with extreme amounts of vertical velocity.

I'll "market-garden" his ass.

by epstone July 6, 2025

Boar Market

When you really need money to fund your divorce one hoes, and the market moves against you right when you need it…

Man, I’m getting divorced and could really use the money. Dang Boar Market moved against me…

by Camjohn1 November 2, 2022

market terrorist

A market terrorist is a term used to describe an individual or group who intentionally tries to manipulate the stock market for their own gain by spreading false or misleading information, or by taking other actions that are designed to create fear or uncertainty among investors. This could include things like hacking into stock trading systems, issuing fake press releases, or using other tactics to manipulate stock prices. Market terrorists often operate with the aim of causing significant financial losses for other investors, in order to benefit from the resulting market chaos.

Yo, Citadel is a fucking market terrorist

by Lavi Tozlov December 14, 2022

Brown market

Like the black market but just for toilet paper

I made $1000 selling this 4-pack of Charmin on the brown market

by Social distancing April 6, 2020

going to market

During sexual intercourse, inserting your big toe into your partner's rear entryway.

I tried going to market, but she kicked me out of bed - didn't even give me a kleenex to clean up after.

by thePooplord February 15, 2014

market power

Fuck off

You wanna know what market power means fuck off.

by Zcraaay February 22, 2018

Sales & Marketing Director

The Sales & Marketing Director is an individual that spends an exorbitant amount of time contemplating marketing & selling. Whilst not actually understanding the product. But manages to actively sell himself with pretty line charts, inventing facts and interfering with things he neither understands nor is within his remit. Trying to make himself look good by making others look bad.

“The new Sales guy has started! We have been told he is our last, best hope! He is the Sales & Marketing Director”. Only to hear in reply “oh this guy with the pretty line charts & post it notes? He can’t sell for toffee, let alone count… spends all his time interfering in what doesn’t concern him, is about a disappointing as Luke Skywalker in “Star Wars: The Last Jedi” and I have heard their is another…”

by Glimmer December 10, 2023