double dinosaur

A three way with two old guys

She went to the retirement home and got a double dinosaur last night.

by Big Daddy Donkey Punch November 15, 2017

Double Rainbowing

Vomiting while having a case of diarrhea.

"Oh my god, last night I was so sick I double rainbowed."

"Double Rainbowing is the worst!"

by travitz west October 2, 2013

double duncan

verb, to masturbate (aka jack off) whilst taking a shit (aka dropping the huckstable kids off at the swimming pool).

Dude, double duncan isn't gay, it is just being bored when you are sitting on the toilet.

by Garrett, Chase, Russell May 21, 2008

double barking

when a person releases air from two regions of their body at the same time. just a few possible combinations: coughing/farting, sneezing/farting.

man i was at my boy dizzy's house and that foo was takin a huge shit when he double barked.

person 1: hey, are you friends with kaitlyn?
person 2: hell no we used to hang out, but she'd hold them farts in and she'd always end up double barking

by dirtee eazy December 30, 2009

Double flannel

When a person wears two flannels at the same time.

Is Zach pulling a double flannel today??

by TheCloserRom July 14, 2018

double pat

a sign that you want out of the conversation or wish to leave present company. named for the double pat on the back given when someone wants out of the hug they're trapped in.

kate: and then we went to the pet store. i bought a gold fish and named it dori. which doesn't really make sense, i mean, dori's blue!

mark: cool.

kate: was that a double pat?

by elysiatheamazing June 25, 2009

Double Friday

When an individual has Friday through Sunday off. Thursday practically ends up being Friday itself. Therefore changing Thursday to Double Friday.

And then God said on the fourth day "I shall name this day Thursday! Unless you don't have work Friday through Sunday then it shall be named Double Friday! The greatest day of all time!"

by Kermit The Froggg August 9, 2012