Adjective used to describe someone who is lazy, always complains about anything, and does not leave facebook for more than a few minutes. Someone who always complains about being tired and never has any time to do anything and has a very small weiner.
Person 1: Hey, let's do something tonight.
Person 2: I'm too tired and I got homework to do and I got to work and I just don't have time do anything.
Person 3: You are pulling a chris right now.
Person 2: I'm too tired and I got homework to do and I got to work and I just don't have time do anything.
Person 3: You are pulling a chris right now.
by BackupBandits1 April 19, 2012
Get the Chrismug. A Chris is the actual scum of the earth, he is a douche bag and breaks the heart of all girls, he dates girls and breaks up with them for stupid reasons, he also is a man hoe and dates all girls just to break their hearts.
by Factman February 28, 2020
Get the Chrismug. Chris:(/adjective/verb)
1 Chris(Adj): a being who constantly flexes fakes shit and is known for being a Headass
Chris(verb.) the act of fake flexxing and being a Headass simultaneously.
1 Chris(Adj): a being who constantly flexes fakes shit and is known for being a Headass
Chris(verb.) the act of fake flexxing and being a Headass simultaneously.
by Naz L.P. July 1, 2018
Get the Chrismug. 
by gothic_clown December 20, 2016
Get the Chrismug. Scientist have proven that he doesn't shave and he can't fix his own car and he thinks he can get any girl
by Christhegoat221 July 16, 2017
Get the Chrismug.