aww shit the cops 

1: A saying you say when something bad happens.
2: When a party is rolled.

Brad: Aye the teacher is coming!
Brian: AWW SHIT THE COPS!

aww shit the cops by BRADSPACE May 4, 2008

Shit the bed 

A sudden and complete failure or collapse producing a profoundly negative result.

The Canadian 2011 Junior hockey team shit the bed in the third period against the Russians.

Shit the bed by jrott January 6, 2011

The Toe Shit Spinner 

When you finger your girls anus with your toe in a circular motion.

When we were doing hacky sacky last night, I gave her the toe shit Spinner

The Toe Shit Spinner by TheAlmightyWordMaker November 21, 2015

The Jedi shit 

When your severly constapated, and you have to use The force to get that bad boy moving

Luke skywalker : fucking hell Obe One, iv being trying to burst this shit out of me the last hour here and notings happening

Obe one: use the force Luke

Luke: sound lad that done the job

#The jedi shit

The Jedi shit by Dots365 October 21, 2016

The Little Shit Effect 

Where one's karma builds up and causes one's cousins to receive a dose of energy and triples their annoyance factor causing them to make the family reunion shit. This natural phenomenon is known was The Little Shit Effect wherein both the parties have been a little shit at one point or another.

I'm trying to be a good person for the rest of the week to avoid the Little Shit Effect. I got a family reunion coming up.

What's the Little Shit Effect?

Glad you asked. Its when your bad karma builds up and causes your cousins to become even more annoying than usually.

The Little Shit Effect by TheActualLittleShit October 22, 2016

Holy Shit The Fridge! 

When you just want some damn orange juice out of the fridge and when you open the refrigerator the whole entire door comes off with it causing you to fall on your coccyx.

Anything and everything involving a fridge.

Something to say if you are surprised, angry, scared etc..

I'm just going to the some orange ju-- HOLY SHIT THE FRIDGE

Person 1: Hey do you remember that part of the movie when that guy was hiding behind the fridge and....
Person 2: HOLY SHIT THE FRIDGE!

Julia: OMG are you okay?
Torrey: I'm okay. But the fridge... holy shit.

Holy Shit The Fridge! by Torrencial September 14, 2011

shit the pot 

when someone messes something up or ruins it. blows it.

Hey man, you get the deal done today? Nah man, he really shit the pot with that presentation.
They shit the pot, and blew the lead.

shit the pot by pigajr July 30, 2012