Rusty Jackhammer

The act of removing ur penis during anal sex and standing above ur partners head and trusting it into ur partners throat in a downward angle similiar to the "69" poistion, exept you are standing.

After a long sexapade Gary finished with the rusty jackhammer much to jens dissaproval.

by Alvin the woodpecker February 6, 2010

Rusty Cannon

1) A penis after having rough sex until the skin becomes raw and chaffed.

2) A penis covered with menstrual fluid from having sex with a woman on her period.

1) After 3 hours of sex with Mike, Andy had a rusty cannon

2) For a week each month Jenny is a bitch and Thad has a rusty cannon

by dinosauregg July 14, 2009

Rusty Cigarette

A 2 person sex move, in which one partner buzzes their lips on a male's anus, and simultaneously lights their penis on fire.

"So, have you heard that Kevin got third degree burns on his whang? Yeah, he was trying the rusty cigarette with Lisa. He's really regretting the decision, but at least she had some fun."

by Mr. Altosax September 9, 2009

Rusty Darrell

Chugging a red bull and then licking someone's asshole after they have played DDR

Dude, you just AAA'd Cartoon Heroes, want a Rusty Darrell?

by PQQP December 19, 2009

Rusty Claw

The act of sticking your finger up your arse and wiping it on the inside of your victims mouth, usually when they are asleep.

First one to fall asleep gets the rusty claw.

by Tenfyr February 22, 2008

Rusty Piano

The female counterpart to the rusty trombone. To get rimmed while recieving a reach around to tickle the ivory.

See also rusty trombone.

Amit blew Christina's mind with a rusty piano.

by AM88 February 10, 2009

rusty horn

Smearing your dick with shit and fucking someone in the mouth

My girl let me do the rusty horn last night, it was glorious.

by Mr.ticktackytoey December 8, 2014