cock jockey

A professional horse racer who also happens to be a male chicken.

Hay look, it's a cock jockey running down the motorway.

by Tallywacker Tom January 2, 2004

nob jockey

a female who gets it in the ass or the vagina by a horse and she shits out horse cum for the next month.

dont date her dude she is a nob jockey.

by darkthatfollows May 23, 2010

booze jockey

one of four men who comsumes excessive amounts of alcohol, either by choice, or through the art of peer pressure.

"commmmooonnnnn.... thought you were a booze jockey?"

by Scott Vigue June 27, 2006

IT knob jockey

Jumped up IT technicians and managers who use pseudo-techno terms and acronyms to sound intelligent when all they come across as is a pair of complete knob jockeys.

Kev says: 'You need to use the VPN TWAIN server through an open portal Phil'

Phil says: 'I thought so... does it require a ping to a SCSI dos prompt?'

Matt says: 'What a pair of IT knob jockeys'

by Savolicious November 11, 2011

turtle jockey

"Turtle" refering to the protruding pregnant female abdomen and "Jockey" referring to the male rider: One who engages in traditional or anal sex with a pregant (knocked up) woman.

Joe: "I fucked Suzy in the McDonald's parking lot."
Frank: "I heard that she's 7 months pregnant!"
Joe: "She is but I still banged her."
Frank: "You fuck'n turtle jockey!"

by Mike Alexander June 17, 2007

Camel jockey

A person of Middle Eastern descent, mostly those of Arabic and Islamic. Used as an insult. Means the same as sand nigger. First used by the U.S. military in Iraq and Afghanistan.

That camel jockey was a terrorist informant.

by Sexy light skin June 16, 2019

deaf jockey

Someone who drives around in a car with speakers blaring so loudly he can't hear shit but you can't help but hear the crap he's listening to.

That deaf jockey hit the fire engine in the intersection. Fool couldn't hear the siren.

Hey, deaf jockey, get the shit outta your ears.

That deaf jockey's so earless he can't hear anyone talking in a normal tone of voice.

They heard the deaf jockey coming miles away and set up the ambush, blowing his dumb ass off the road with an RPG.

by Jim April 14, 2005