Titty Rubbing Gash Poker

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Titty Rubbing Gash Poker

You call somone on the phone and there line is engaged you'd say.
"Jesus fuck, Titty Rubbing Gash Poker"
or
Friend 1: "You manage to get through to them?"
Friend 2: "Nah man, Titty Rubbing Gash Poker"

by jiz master zer0 February 27, 2008

Gashing up

To step up to someone in a fight.

Yo quit "Gashing up" to me.

by thahib December 21, 2019

No Splash No Gash

The frightening war cry of the common Toilet Tyrone or similar toilet-based salesperson commonly found in dingy nightclubs in an, often vain attempt to engulf you in a cloud of Joop, CK One or Davidoff Cool Water in exchange for whatever you can find in your back pocket (pennys, washers, lint etc)

Toilet salesman: "No Splash No Gash!"
Clueless toilet patron: "U wot m8?"
Toilet salesman: *unleashes cloud of musk* "U pay now"
Clueless toilet patron: "Please stop..."

by Bigby89 September 7, 2020

That’s On Gashe

This phrase is used when something is surprising or in replacement of saying “that’s on god”. Similar to on jebena

Abdu: I got a 100 on history test i feel so smart

Temsegen: And That’s on Gashe!

by Throw it back lyds December 26, 2019

Paws in the Gash

When a man sticks his fingers inside a womens cavity

Hey DJ did Trevor stick his paws in the gash

by Jaysean Derullo March 11, 2011

Slurp gash soda

When a homeless woman washes her vagina in a bucket in a public place and then proceeds to drink the water afterwards.

The woman will slurp gash soda after she's done washing her cunt.

by Larry David 420 November 14, 2018

throat-gash

throat-gash when you wake up with a sore throat out of nowhere and within a few hours becomes a chest infection

Fuck man, I woke up this morning feeling like a dude with a 41” telly head had stuck his fat stumper down my throat. Fuck it’s throat-gash

by Sutty9 December 27, 2018