tfm

telepathic friend moment, when you and your friend do something at the same time/say the samae thing

Sally: Are you thinking what i'm thinking.
Susan: Definately, TFM!

by urbandictionarybanter February 8, 2015

T.F.BUNDY

Totally fucked but unfortunately not dead yet

A variant on FUBARBUNDY (fucked up beyond all recognition but unfortunately not dead yet). Used to describe people who are going to die but, so far, haven't.

The patient with a stroke, heart attack and pneumonia was T.F.BUNDY

by Dr J January 9, 2006

tfl

An acronym standing for "Tips for Life" and is usually followed by a suggestion to prevent someone from looking like a n00b.

If someone were to fart and exclaim, "Guys I farted!"
You may say, "TFL: Don't announce to us that you farted."

-or-

TFL: don't sound like an idiot.

by Nick Wedge and Ryan Wilson May 10, 2005

TFF

Total Frat Fag

You're everyday fraternity douche bag.

GDI #1: Look at that d-bag in the Polos and Sperry's. There isn't even a boat within 20 miles of here.

GDI #2: Ya, what a TFF.

by GDILVR January 16, 2011

R-O-T-F-L-O-L

Rolling on the floor laughing out loud.

I memorized Holy Grail really well
I can recite it right now and have you R-O-T-F-L-O-L

by Ryan Fleming October 27, 2006

tfti

"Thanks For The Invite". Generally used sarcastically, can also be used literally.

naw i don't wanna go to church today but tfti
for real tho

by bythebloodofoprah July 6, 2014

TFHG

TFHG is a tumblr photo blog, created in January 2012.
It's known to be the most viewed blog since the creation of the internet, while nearly 13 billions views!!

-Hey man, have you ever been on TFHG?
-Off course I did, everyone on this planet did at least once!!

by Junkimamoote June 9, 2013